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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4863608" data-attributes="member: 4413">Palindrome's mage hand appears and extends the Digit of Disrespect at both Woe and Arnest...and Atreus, for good measure. &quot;I'm not leaving until Meatshield shows up with my ****** monkey! I told her that I wanted a ****** ******* attack monkey! She ****** said that she would ******* bring the ******* monkey. I am not going to ******* engage in ******* combat until I ***** have my ******* monkey! So, ****** all of you, except for Tander! I'm including you half-orc ***** in the general ***** you! So have a nice ***** day, you incompetent, half-bred, in-bred, pig-looking hick ******** ******* ******!&quot;Palindrome's Good Hand speaks. &quot;Ahem. Mr. Arnest, first let me apologize for the Palindrome's behavior.&quot;&quot;Oh, yeah, that's ****** brilliant! Apologize to the ****** ******! Yeah, I'm sorry I ever met you, *******!&quot;The hand slaps Palindrome. Hard.&quot;And I agree that this, by and large, with the exception of Tander, is an untrustworthy and unscrupulous collection of villains and misanthropes, truly heteroclitic--a sycophant, a pervert, and a maniac. However, I believe that our alliance to destroy the Closed Eye cult would deal a blow to the forces of evil and make the world safe for innocents everywhere. Thus, I beg you, sir. Please give Palindrome the gold he requests. It would go far towards soothing his mental instability and perhaps lead to his being a more agreeable ally. It might even cause him to forget about the monkey. I promise you that I will do everything in my power to prevent him and his companions from harming you and your lady love.&quot;[sblock=Skill Check]Diplomacy <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2161622/" target="_blank">1d20+9=24</a>[/sblock]Palindrome stares at his hand in surprise.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4863608, member: 4413"] Palindrome's [I]mage hand[/I] appears and extends the Digit of Disrespect at both Woe and Arnest...and Atreus, for good measure. [COLOR="Gray"]"I'm not leaving until Meatshield shows up with my ****** monkey! I told her that I wanted a ****** ******* attack monkey! She ****** said that she would ******* bring the ******* monkey. I am not going to ******* engage in ******* combat until I ***** have my ******* monkey! So, ****** all of you, except for Tander! I'm including you half-orc ***** in the general ***** you! So have a nice ***** day, you incompetent, half-bred, in-bred, pig-looking hick ******** ******* ******!"[/COLOR] Palindrome's Good Hand speaks. [COLOR="LightBlue"]"Ahem. Mr. Arnest, first let me apologize for the Palindrome's behavior."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Gray"]"Oh, yeah, that's ****** brilliant! Apologize to the ****** ******! Yeah, I'm sorry I ever met you, *******!"[/COLOR] The hand slaps Palindrome. Hard. [COLOR="LightBlue"]"And I agree that this, by and large, with the exception of Tander, is an untrustworthy and unscrupulous collection of villains and misanthropes, truly heteroclitic--a sycophant, a pervert, and a maniac. However, I believe that our alliance to destroy the Closed Eye cult would deal a blow to the forces of evil and make the world safe for innocents everywhere. Thus, I beg you, sir. Please give Palindrome the gold he requests. It would go far towards soothing his mental instability and perhaps lead to his being a more agreeable ally. It might even cause him to forget about the monkey. I promise you that I will do everything in my power to prevent him and his companions from harming you and your lady love."[/COLOR] [sblock=Skill Check]Diplomacy [url=http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2161622/]1d20+9=24[/url][/sblock] Palindrome stares at his hand in surprise. [/QUOTE]

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