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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dunamin" data-source="post: 4957448" data-attributes="member: 57529">Woe roars in pain and surprise over the flaming piece of wood lodged in his eye while his face instantly has turned into a world of burning hurt!“AAAAAAARRRGHH!!! Oh my freaking merciless fates, who just swapped the sweet savory stripped-down singing saints with sore sadistic stinging spiteful sinners to cause this damn blasted blazing pain!”“Even worse, what a gods,-titans,-and-all-the-rest-of-those-snotty-punks-bedamned unholy waste of fine rum!!!”Woe blinks the splinter out through shear force of record-setting winking power, but the excruciating pain remains and further builds up his rage.“I am so going to break someone’s arms off and use them as drumsticks. I’m not just talking a quick snare roll solo on the bastard’s face, this is going to be a bloody cosmos-spanning world-wide sold-out tour of pain-concerts featuring your lungs as bass drum, your jaw as crash cymbal, your eyes as floor tom, your balls as hi-hat, and every last one of your internal organs to serve as percussion instruments the likes no one ever heard about!!!!!”[sblock=Actions]Woe spends his Second Wind and <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2280360/" target="_blank">does not save</a>.*Sigh*I’d like to be shocked and filled with disbelief, thinking this is a unique case of poor rolls and ill fortune. Unfortunately, I’ve played with the Punishment Patrol long enough <a href="http://www.enworld.org/forum/4579254-post244.html" target="_blank">to</a> <a href="http://www.enworld.org/forum/4683604-post469.html" target="_blank">know</a> <a href="http://www.enworld.org/forum/4875486-post49.html" target="_blank">better</a>.This is just Friday.[/sblock]</blockquote>

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