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<blockquote data-quote="Messageboard Golem" data-source="post: 2007684" data-attributes="member: 18387"><p>Do you have a sense of humor? Do you miss the April issues of Dragon magazine? Do you want more laughs in your game?</p><p></p><p>Then buy The Complete Fool's Catalog! That's right! Give me $1.33, and I will give you not ten, not eleven, but twelve items to torture your players with!</p><p></p><p>Items like: The Board of Education, Woo Pace's Can, and even the famous Security Blanket!</p><p></p><p>Come on... You know you want it... Listen to these tesimonials:</p><p></p><p>"Please buy his stinky old book. He says I can have fluffy back if you buy it..."</p><p>Ain't that sweet? Remember: Buy the book or fluffy has an accident!</p><p></p><p>"I bought his book, and it hasn't killed me yet!"</p><p>Were working on it, pal!</p><p></p><p>"I think your book stinks! You outta go and take a flyin..."</p><p><span style="color: red"><strong><BLAM> <BLAM> <BLAM></strong></span></p><p>Oops... Sorry folks, but Hank here seems to have just had an accident. What he ment to say was to buy this book!</p><p></p><p>Get it at RPGNow.com!</p><p></p><p>And thanks for your support!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Messageboard Golem, post: 2007684, member: 18387"] Do you have a sense of humor? Do you miss the April issues of Dragon magazine? Do you want more laughs in your game? Then buy The Complete Fool's Catalog! That's right! Give me $1.33, and I will give you not ten, not eleven, but twelve items to torture your players with! Items like: The Board of Education, Woo Pace's Can, and even the famous Security Blanket! Come on... You know you want it... Listen to these tesimonials: "Please buy his stinky old book. He says I can have fluffy back if you buy it..." Ain't that sweet? Remember: Buy the book or fluffy has an accident! "I bought his book, and it hasn't killed me yet!" Were working on it, pal! "I think your book stinks! You outta go and take a flyin..." [color=red][b]<BLAM> <BLAM> <BLAM>[/b][/color] Oops... Sorry folks, but Hank here seems to have just had an accident. What he ment to say was to buy this book! Get it at RPGNow.com! And thanks for your support! [/QUOTE]
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