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<blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 6072729" data-attributes="member: 2067"><p>I find myself bored and sitting on a pile of extra XP.</p><p></p><p>Often when this happens I find myself creating absurd, rules-legal characters in 4e. Perhaps you've heard of Elvira, Teenage Vampire Floozie of the Night (a Vryloka Vampire with Vampire feats). My own D&D group is subjected to "the blender," my thri-kreen monk/ranger focused on getting as many attacks per turn as possible. </p><p></p><p>Today I had this quote in my mind:</p><p></p><p>[video=youtube;BOmwLlyBRC4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BOmwLlyBRC4[/video]</p><p></p><p>So I made this:</p><p></p><p>[sblock]</p><p>====== Created Using Wizards of the Coast D&D Character Builder ======</p><p>level 1</p><p>Hengeyokai, Druid/Seeker</p><p>Hybrid Druid Option: Hybrid Druid Will</p><p>Seeker's Bond (Hybrid) Option: Bloodbond (Hybrid)</p><p>Hybrid Seeker Option: Hybrid Seeker Reflex</p><p>Hybrid Talent Option: Primal Aspect</p><p>Primal Aspect Option: Primal Swarm</p><p>Animal Form Option: Dog (Insight)</p><p>Parentage - Raised by Wolves (+2 to Nature)</p><p>Theme: Werewolf</p><p> </p><p>FINAL ABILITY SCORES</p><p>STR 10, CON 11, DEX 16, INT 10, WIS 20, CHA 8</p><p> </p><p>STARTING ABILITY SCORES</p><p>STR 10, CON 11, DEX 14, INT 10, WIS 18, CHA 8</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>AC: 15 Fort: 10 Ref: 14 Will: 16</p><p>HP: 23 Surges: 7 Surge Value: 5</p><p> </p><p>TRAINED SKILLS</p><p>Heal +10, Insight +12, Stealth +8</p><p> </p><p>UNTRAINED SKILLS</p><p>Acrobatics +3, Arcana +0, Athletics +0, Bluff +1, Diplomacy –1, Dungeoneering +5, Endurance +0, History +0, Intimidate +1, Nature +7, Perception +5, Religion +0, Streetwise –1, Thievery +3</p><p> </p><p>POWERS</p><p>Basic Attack: Melee Basic Attack</p><p>Basic Attack: Ranged Basic Attack</p><p>Werewolf Utility: Wolf Shape</p><p>Hengeyokai Utility: Nature's Mask</p><p>Druid Feature: Wild Shape</p><p>Seeker Feature: Inevitable Shot</p><p>Seeker Feature: Encaging Spirits</p><p>Seeker Attack 1: Biting Swarm</p><p>Druid Attack 1: Swarming Locusts</p><p>Seeker Attack 1: Spider Spirits</p><p>Seeker Attack 1: Swarming Bats</p><p> </p><p>FEATS</p><p>Level 1: Hybrid Talent</p><p> </p><p>ITEMS</p><p>Leather Armor x1</p><p>Adventurer's Kit</p><p>Totem x1</p><p>Longbow</p><p>====== End ======</p><p>[/sblock]</p><p></p><p>So, I'm handing out XP for those who can make me laugh with their characters. Bonus points for the character being actually effective enough to run. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p>AMUSE ME EN WORLD.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="I'm A Banana, post: 6072729, member: 2067"] I find myself bored and sitting on a pile of extra XP. Often when this happens I find myself creating absurd, rules-legal characters in 4e. Perhaps you've heard of Elvira, Teenage Vampire Floozie of the Night (a Vryloka Vampire with Vampire feats). My own D&D group is subjected to "the blender," my thri-kreen monk/ranger focused on getting as many attacks per turn as possible. Today I had this quote in my mind: [video=youtube;BOmwLlyBRC4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BOmwLlyBRC4[/video] So I made this: [sblock] ====== Created Using Wizards of the Coast D&D Character Builder ====== level 1 Hengeyokai, Druid/Seeker Hybrid Druid Option: Hybrid Druid Will Seeker's Bond (Hybrid) Option: Bloodbond (Hybrid) Hybrid Seeker Option: Hybrid Seeker Reflex Hybrid Talent Option: Primal Aspect Primal Aspect Option: Primal Swarm Animal Form Option: Dog (Insight) Parentage - Raised by Wolves (+2 to Nature) Theme: Werewolf FINAL ABILITY SCORES STR 10, CON 11, DEX 16, INT 10, WIS 20, CHA 8 STARTING ABILITY SCORES STR 10, CON 11, DEX 14, INT 10, WIS 18, CHA 8 AC: 15 Fort: 10 Ref: 14 Will: 16 HP: 23 Surges: 7 Surge Value: 5 TRAINED SKILLS Heal +10, Insight +12, Stealth +8 UNTRAINED SKILLS Acrobatics +3, Arcana +0, Athletics +0, Bluff +1, Diplomacy –1, Dungeoneering +5, Endurance +0, History +0, Intimidate +1, Nature +7, Perception +5, Religion +0, Streetwise –1, Thievery +3 POWERS Basic Attack: Melee Basic Attack Basic Attack: Ranged Basic Attack Werewolf Utility: Wolf Shape Hengeyokai Utility: Nature's Mask Druid Feature: Wild Shape Seeker Feature: Inevitable Shot Seeker Feature: Encaging Spirits Seeker Attack 1: Biting Swarm Druid Attack 1: Swarming Locusts Seeker Attack 1: Spider Spirits Seeker Attack 1: Swarming Bats FEATS Level 1: Hybrid Talent ITEMS Leather Armor x1 Adventurer's Kit Totem x1 Longbow ====== End ====== [/sblock] So, I'm handing out XP for those who can make me laugh with their characters. Bonus points for the character being actually effective enough to run. ;) AMUSE ME EN WORLD. [/QUOTE]
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