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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 3162829" data-attributes="member: 16989"><p>Really, Really, I mean REALLY Busy Inn.</p><p></p><p>DM describes nearly a hundred people drinking their brains out.</p><p></p><p>There is some sort of Festival celebrating the Harvest (and the new Brewery).</p><p></p><p>EVERYBODY is drinking.</p><p></p><p>A lot.</p><p></p><p>Yet, for some reason....</p><p></p><p>When the Dwarf goes to the little Hin Room (When the DM informed him he'd Failed his Save vs Posion for the 'Fizban Fireball' Chilli we should have known something was up; or down in this case).</p><p></p><p>So dwarf grabs some reading material & heads out to the, ummm stalls.</p><p></p><p>(Remember, 100's of people have been drinking the WHOLE FRICK'N DAY).</p><p></p><p>Yet, when the dwarf drops trow....</p><p></p><p>BAM! Javelin of Lightning up the exit shaft. Lightning Bolt Colonics Treatment, Free of Charge. Let's just say that the DM made some questionable (though accurate) descriptions of lack of Muscle Control in various areas.</p><p></p><p>As the Dwarf had a Belt granting him Electricity Immunity; Pants at half mast was about the only way to he was going to get Shocked. And, boy what a shot.</p><p></p><p>We pointed out that you had 100's of people drinking for hours. Some schmuck vomiting down the Outhouse hole should have got that Javelin right between the eyes.</p><p></p><p>DM waffled about how the trap was set "To only activate by a dwarf under certain Conditions"</p><p></p><p>To which we responded "What sort of Sick Wizard sets a trap with the key being 'Fire only when a Dwarf tries to take a (Bleep)'"?</p><p></p><p>I mean really. He just wanted to Zap the Dwarf, but couldn't do to his belt (That the DM GAVE him).</p><p></p><p>That was probablly the worse.</p><p></p><p>Though we did have fun Casting Glyph of Warding on inside of the Paladin's Full Plate Cod Piece after one of his "I didn't take no vow of Abstinence Trysts". The Cleric/Rogue's Nat 20 Bluff check that it was "Punishment for his misdeeds" was even better.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 3162829, member: 16989"] Really, Really, I mean REALLY Busy Inn. DM describes nearly a hundred people drinking their brains out. There is some sort of Festival celebrating the Harvest (and the new Brewery). EVERYBODY is drinking. A lot. Yet, for some reason.... When the Dwarf goes to the little Hin Room (When the DM informed him he'd Failed his Save vs Posion for the 'Fizban Fireball' Chilli we should have known something was up; or down in this case). So dwarf grabs some reading material & heads out to the, ummm stalls. (Remember, 100's of people have been drinking the WHOLE FRICK'N DAY). Yet, when the dwarf drops trow.... BAM! Javelin of Lightning up the exit shaft. Lightning Bolt Colonics Treatment, Free of Charge. Let's just say that the DM made some questionable (though accurate) descriptions of lack of Muscle Control in various areas. As the Dwarf had a Belt granting him Electricity Immunity; Pants at half mast was about the only way to he was going to get Shocked. And, boy what a shot. We pointed out that you had 100's of people drinking for hours. Some schmuck vomiting down the Outhouse hole should have got that Javelin right between the eyes. DM waffled about how the trap was set "To only activate by a dwarf under certain Conditions" To which we responded "What sort of Sick Wizard sets a trap with the key being 'Fire only when a Dwarf tries to take a (Bleep)'"? I mean really. He just wanted to Zap the Dwarf, but couldn't do to his belt (That the DM GAVE him). That was probablly the worse. Though we did have fun Casting Glyph of Warding on inside of the Paladin's Full Plate Cod Piece after one of his "I didn't take no vow of Abstinence Trysts". The Cleric/Rogue's Nat 20 Bluff check that it was "Punishment for his misdeeds" was even better. [/QUOTE]
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