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<blockquote data-quote="orbitalfreak" data-source="post: 1666638" data-attributes="member: 1669"><p>Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe</p><p> </p><p>Elves, forever young, we know everything</p><p>And you're an orc who never heeded our advice</p><p>We're guilt stricken, sobbings, with it's head on the floor</p><p>You caused a grizzly's death then skinned it with a knife</p><p> </p><p>You will be held responsible</p><p>We'll soon be torching your face</p><p>You will be held responsible</p><p>We'll beat you then with a big mace</p><p> </p><p>For the life of me, why can't you remember</p><p>That we elves are always wise and</p><p>We never compromise</p><p>For the life of me why can't you believe</p><p>You're gonna die for your sins</p><p>We are haugty elven</p><p> </p><p>The forest had a week of autumn till the winter</p><p>This bear had a week till winter when it slept</p><p>Now we're guilt stricken sobbing with its head on the floor</p><p>Think about it now and how you never would have wept we say</p><p> </p><p>You have been held responsible</p><p>Started by torching your face</p><p>You have been held responsible</p><p>We beat you then with a big mace</p><p> </p><p>For the life of me, why can't you remember</p><p>That we elves are always wise and</p><p>We never compromise</p><p>For the life of me why can't you believe</p><p>They're gonna die for their sins</p><p>We are haugty elven</p><p> </p><p>We need not wash your hands of all of this</p><p>Another dumb orc we're sure we'll never miss</p><p>We're not guilt stricken, sobbing, with your head on our floor</p><p>We'll dance in the trees when we've finished this, we'll say</p><p> </p><p>You have been held responsible</p><p>Started by torching your face</p><p>You have been held responsible</p><p>We beat you then with a big mace</p><p> </p><p>For the life of me, why can't they remember</p><p>That we elves are always wise and</p><p>We never compromise</p><p>For the life of me why can't they believe</p><p>They're gonna die for their sins</p><p>We are haugty elven</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="orbitalfreak, post: 1666638, member: 1669"] Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe Elves, forever young, we know everything And you're an orc who never heeded our advice We're guilt stricken, sobbings, with it's head on the floor You caused a grizzly's death then skinned it with a knife You will be held responsible We'll soon be torching your face You will be held responsible We'll beat you then with a big mace For the life of me, why can't you remember That we elves are always wise and We never compromise For the life of me why can't you believe You're gonna die for your sins We are haugty elven The forest had a week of autumn till the winter This bear had a week till winter when it slept Now we're guilt stricken sobbing with its head on the floor Think about it now and how you never would have wept we say You have been held responsible Started by torching your face You have been held responsible We beat you then with a big mace For the life of me, why can't you remember That we elves are always wise and We never compromise For the life of me why can't you believe They're gonna die for their sins We are haugty elven We need not wash your hands of all of this Another dumb orc we're sure we'll never miss We're not guilt stricken, sobbing, with your head on our floor We'll dance in the trees when we've finished this, we'll say You have been held responsible Started by torching your face You have been held responsible We beat you then with a big mace For the life of me, why can't they remember That we elves are always wise and We never compromise For the life of me why can't they believe They're gonna die for their sins We are haugty elven [/QUOTE]
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