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<blockquote data-quote="Torm" data-source="post: 1668823" data-attributes="member: 12706"><p><strong>My Theme Song!</strong></p><p></p><p>Coolness!</p><p></p><p>Well, I <em>was</em> going to save the following for sometime when I could actually record it and <em>really</em> worry the crap outta some people. But since I have no idea when I'll actually get around to that, and you're into parodies, here goes:</p><p></p><p><strong>Torm </strong> (a parody of "Torn", with apologies to Natalie Imbruglia)</p><p></p><p>So I was a Paladin in Life</p><p>Devoted all</p><p>My life to Tyr and I got deified</p><p>I would never cheat or steal or lie</p><p>And now its Paladins that I award</p><p>Remove Disease</p><p>Lay On Hands, They don't get sick no more</p><p>That's what Divine Health is for</p><p>Malar's such a beastly guy,</p><p>Cyric's always full of lies</p><p>That won't last for long</p><p>They'll be facing Torm</p><p></p><p>Duty, honor, faith</p><p>Always on my side</p><p>I'm bold and unafraid</p><p>Marching through a tyrant's door</p><p>Illusions are a way</p><p>Evil tries to hide</p><p>When they're fake</p><p>Well I can see</p><p>With Detect Evil - so</p><p>They'll soon meet their fate</p><p>They've crossed paths with Torm</p><p></p><p>You gotta do just what you know is right</p><p>You want to turn all those undead</p><p>And use your holy Smite</p><p>Fight the priests of Bane</p><p>I know, Beauty Sune,</p><p>Tymora's luck</p><p>I don't miss them all that much</p><p>There's aspects of them</p><p>That I can't touch. I'm Torm.</p><p></p><p>A Phylactery of Faith</p><p>Tells you how I feel</p><p>Its useful if you've gamed</p><p>As a Paladin of Torm</p><p>Armor made of chain</p><p>Blades made of strong steel</p><p>That never break</p><p>Magic Weapons</p><p>+1 Swords of Torm</p><p>We'll eliminate</p><p>Enemies of Torm </p><p>Torm</p><p></p><p>Avatars, a purple sky</p><p>Bane and Torm did fight and die</p><p>As townsfolk looked on</p><p>They supersized my Torm</p><p></p><p>Galloping gait</p><p>Barding made of steel</p><p>And now my lance is aimed </p><p>At the challenger before</p><p>Jousting at the games</p><p>Or sometimes its for real</p><p>There's a time</p><p>When you can see</p><p>The Pokemounts of Torm</p><p></p><p>A Phylactery of Faith </p><p>Tells you how I feel</p><p>You'll get one if your DM's</p><p>Had it in for you before</p><p>Mighty and they're great</p><p>Paladins of Torm</p><p>Torm</p><p></p><p>-fin-</p><p></p><p>Now, show them my motto:</p><p><img src="http://www.rebercycle.com/smite.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Torm, post: 1668823, member: 12706"] [b]My Theme Song![/b] Coolness! Well, I [I]was[/I] going to save the following for sometime when I could actually record it and [I]really[/I] worry the crap outta some people. But since I have no idea when I'll actually get around to that, and you're into parodies, here goes: [B]Torm [/B] (a parody of "Torn", with apologies to Natalie Imbruglia) So I was a Paladin in Life Devoted all My life to Tyr and I got deified I would never cheat or steal or lie And now its Paladins that I award Remove Disease Lay On Hands, They don't get sick no more That's what Divine Health is for Malar's such a beastly guy, Cyric's always full of lies That won't last for long They'll be facing Torm Duty, honor, faith Always on my side I'm bold and unafraid Marching through a tyrant's door Illusions are a way Evil tries to hide When they're fake Well I can see With Detect Evil - so They'll soon meet their fate They've crossed paths with Torm You gotta do just what you know is right You want to turn all those undead And use your holy Smite Fight the priests of Bane I know, Beauty Sune, Tymora's luck I don't miss them all that much There's aspects of them That I can't touch. I'm Torm. A Phylactery of Faith Tells you how I feel Its useful if you've gamed As a Paladin of Torm Armor made of chain Blades made of strong steel That never break Magic Weapons +1 Swords of Torm We'll eliminate Enemies of Torm Torm Avatars, a purple sky Bane and Torm did fight and die As townsfolk looked on They supersized my Torm Galloping gait Barding made of steel And now my lance is aimed At the challenger before Jousting at the games Or sometimes its for real There's a time When you can see The Pokemounts of Torm A Phylactery of Faith Tells you how I feel You'll get one if your DM's Had it in for you before Mighty and they're great Paladins of Torm Torm -fin- Now, show them my motto: [IMG]http://www.rebercycle.com/smite.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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