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<blockquote data-quote="Painfully" data-source="post: 1099879" data-attributes="member: 601">I lost my favorite &quot;mad&quot; chef!&nbsp; Actually, he's not really mad, he's quite happy serving appetizers and main courses to all the patrons of the &quot;Four Winds Inn.&quot;&nbsp; But there is a reason he keeps to the basement.In his memory, I was hoping somebody could compose a nice picture of him in all his chopping glory.&nbsp; Here's a description:Male, halfling, 4th-level barbarian, wears a butcher's apron and carries a big cleaver.&nbsp; His hair looks a bit wild and unkept, but being a halfling he is beardless.&nbsp; He works in the basement kitchen of an well-established but remotely located Inn.&nbsp; Hanging from hooks behind him might be a rack of various cleavers, knives, pots, pans, a side of a human corpse, etc. (of course, it is being drained of blood).&nbsp; Corpses often come down through a chute in the wall, where they will wait to be prepared for the next night's meal.&nbsp; Sometimes there might be two or three bodies--must be a banquet tonight!Yes, they only serve the best food out here.&nbsp; Strange, isn't it, that they don't really keep any livestock on hand?&nbsp; But, nobody seems to notice after they've been on the desolate road at least a week away from civilization.&nbsp; All they want is some hot food, and a tall ale, and I make sure to give them plenty of both!--------------------Hey, anything goes, it's not me sketching this thing, right?&nbsp; I will say that I was quite disappointed when the poor guy got hacked by the party's barbarian in what was shaping up to be a toe-to-toe even fight.&nbsp; If anybody wants to sketch the mad chef losing against a female half-orc barbarian with a greatsword, that could be cool too!&nbsp; The fight happened in the kitchen, of course!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Painfully, post: 1099879, member: 601"] I lost my favorite "mad" chef! Actually, he's not really mad, he's quite happy serving appetizers and main courses to all the patrons of the "Four Winds Inn." But there is a reason he keeps to the basement. In his memory, I was hoping somebody could compose a nice picture of him in all his chopping glory. Here's a description: Male, halfling, 4th-level barbarian, wears a butcher's apron and carries a big cleaver. His hair looks a bit wild and unkept, but being a halfling he is beardless. He works in the basement kitchen of an well-established but remotely located Inn. Hanging from hooks behind him might be a rack of various cleavers, knives, pots, pans, a side of a human corpse, etc. (of course, it is being drained of blood). Corpses often come down through a chute in the wall, where they will wait to be prepared for the next night's meal. Sometimes there might be two or three bodies--must be a banquet tonight! Yes, they only serve the best food out here. Strange, isn't it, that they don't really keep any livestock on hand? But, nobody seems to notice after they've been on the desolate road at least a week away from civilization. All they want is some hot food, and a tall ale, and I make sure to give them plenty of both! -------------------- Hey, anything goes, it's not me sketching this thing, right? I will say that I was quite disappointed when the poor guy got hacked by the party's barbarian in what was shaping up to be a toe-to-toe even fight. If anybody wants to sketch the mad chef losing against a female half-orc barbarian with a greatsword, that could be cool too! The fight happened in the kitchen, of course! [/QUOTE]

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