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Message: <blockquote data-quote="darthkilmor" data-source="post: 3651008" data-attributes="member: 23365">-The oldest Llving Orc is named Zitspit of the Mudeater Tribe. He is a hermit, 1200 years old, a sorceror, and has dementia. His cats' name is Poofykins.-Elves used to harvest Black Puddings and make wine out of them. Their techniques have been lost.-A wand created from the wood of a Ssisarcal bush costs 20% less experience to imbue with spells. The Ssisarcal bush was harvested to extinction by the Netherese.-All haflings named Bilbo are eaten by dragons before the age of 30.-Any dwarf that sleeps more than 6 hours in room 21 of the Dancing Devil Inn won't wake up with a hangover, no matter how much alcohol they drank before going to sleep.-Any elf or half-elf  that sleeps more than 10 minutes in room 21 of the Dancing Devil Inn will wake up with a hangover, regardless of whether they've drank any alcohol.-Exactly One out of every 12,000 dire bears is born with the ability to see into the ethereal plane but is otherwise blind. Druids consider these bears blessed, and take care of them.-A kobold dies, on average, every 8 seconds. A kobold is born, on average, every 7 seconds.-The sun is infested with parasites from the Elemental Plane of Fire.  These parasites can cast Faerie Fire at will, and are harmless.-Stone is denser than magma and sinks into it. Ice is less dense than water and floats on it.-The moon is inhabited by a magically powerful xenophobic race of 20 foot tall humanoids that kill any intruders on sight. They have excellent vision.-A stone circle exists within 200 miles of this location that can grant anyone who casts an arcane spell inside it, during a full moon, while naked, the ability to turn a horse into a unicorn.  Any unicorn created from this ability is chaotic evil.-The quasielemental Plane of Paper is diametrically opposed to the quasielemental Plane of Ink. ( i hope i used those words right. )Ok thats probably enough for now.</blockquote>

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