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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nifft" data-source="post: 3651913" data-attributes="member: 6562"> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Mountain Orcs are allergic to pigeon. This is why they avoid cities.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> The eye beams of a Beholder are powerless against oranges. Sadly, no-one has yet been able to weaponize an orange.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Elves like to dance naked under the moonlight, but it's not because they're fruity: it's to check each other for lycanthropy. Elves hate the idea of turning all hairy, so they guard against it furvently.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Fire Giants have naturally curly hair, which they straighten by chemical and physical means (and by not bathing often). They consider straight hair to be a sign of culture and social status.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Wyverns are related to Pseudodragons, and some posses an innate telepathy. However, they are terribly stupid, and the telepathic ones usually die of starvation as a result of telepathically broadcasting "ooo, food, I'm gonna eat you now food, pounce!" the round before they actually pounce.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Bardic Lore will not reveal the thing about Beholders, because it is difficult to lyricize.</li> </ul>Cheers, -- N</blockquote>