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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Rykion" data-source="post: 3652711" data-attributes="member: 33035">-1 in 10,000 humans is actually 2 halflings disguised by one standing on the other's shoulders.-The average Gelatinous Cube is deaf.-When you are in a room full of people, and yours is the only reflection in the looking glass, you may be in trouble.-7 out of 10 kobolds are certifiably insane.-Tiny Gelatinous Cubes are poor substitutes for ice cubes.-Some Frost Giants line their hoods with dwarf beards. -3 out of 10 kobolds are probably insane.-The "magical" ring of lead weight fall is only slightly more popular than the ring of flatulence.-If a Treant falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, no one knows if it says "I've fallen and I can't get up."-A halfling's foot has 4 toes and a thumb.-Most gnomes hate gardening.</blockquote>