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<blockquote data-quote="Dungeon Master" data-source="post: 174243" data-attributes="member: 366"><p>That was funny Neo, its events like that that make the game all the better in my opinion. </p><p></p><p>I have a story, In my ongoing campaign the party found themselves needing to acquire two artifacts (Gems). One of the party members had a weasel familiar who just somehow managed to be in the building where a body (former NPC) was. Now the party all had a mind link via the psionicst including all familiars thus everyone could speak in everyone's mind. The party asked the familiar weasel to search the body of the NPC and find the Gem. He searched and searched finally coming across the artifact (Gem). Unfortunately during the time he was searching, the evil villains entered the house, the party could see this from the distance using their spyglass. They told the weasel to take the gem and find a way out. The familiar couldn't very well carry the gem so he asked the party how to get it out. They told him to swallow the gem. Weasel attempts to swallow golf ball sized gem (I'm rolling dice behind the screen), apparently the party had some concerns and asked if he had swallowed it yet and if not, don't swallow the gem. Too late, Artifact (Gem) in the weasel. </p><p></p><p>The Weasel escapes the house unnoticed and makes his way out to the party. Everyone was happy, they had the artifact!</p><p>With some hesitation in his voice, the thief Bran pondered the question of just how the gem was to get out and how long this might take. Without question the mighty Barbarian Thayr picked up his Axe. No, no, no this can't happen. The Psionicst Krystiana and the Wizard concoct a plan to make a potion of sorts to help the poor weasel throw-up. The players make their DC roll for the potion and lace it with butter and sugar in hoes the Weasel will enjoy it enough to drink the whole thing. More dice rolls are made and sure enough the weasel drinks down the potion. 10-15 minutes later the weasel is rolling on the ground making squeaking noises (like weasels do, I guess) but the gem seems to be passing through him not out the same hole it went down. </p><p></p><p>I make more dice rolls behind my screen, thinking that in all my years of running D&D games I've never had to play a weasel familiar passing an artifact. Ok so the weasel has a pretty nasty case of the runs, the Barbarian feels sorry for the poor creature and begins to message his belly, hoping to force out said artifact. More dice rolls behind the screen, semi-solid waste all over the barbarians hands, Weasel screaming, party laughing at this sight. Barbarian lifts the weasels tail to check for the gem, more dice rolls behind my DM screen, light streaming from the rectum (Gem glows with a yellowish white light). Now the party is really laughing, rolling on the floor even, oh boy....</p><p></p><p>Finally the weasel passes the Gem, the party has what they came for and to this day that weasel has never walked the same again!</p><p></p><p>What a funny moment, I still laugh at this situation when I think about it.... </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dungeon Master, post: 174243, member: 366"] That was funny Neo, its events like that that make the game all the better in my opinion. I have a story, In my ongoing campaign the party found themselves needing to acquire two artifacts (Gems). One of the party members had a weasel familiar who just somehow managed to be in the building where a body (former NPC) was. Now the party all had a mind link via the psionicst including all familiars thus everyone could speak in everyone's mind. The party asked the familiar weasel to search the body of the NPC and find the Gem. He searched and searched finally coming across the artifact (Gem). Unfortunately during the time he was searching, the evil villains entered the house, the party could see this from the distance using their spyglass. They told the weasel to take the gem and find a way out. The familiar couldn't very well carry the gem so he asked the party how to get it out. They told him to swallow the gem. Weasel attempts to swallow golf ball sized gem (I'm rolling dice behind the screen), apparently the party had some concerns and asked if he had swallowed it yet and if not, don't swallow the gem. Too late, Artifact (Gem) in the weasel. The Weasel escapes the house unnoticed and makes his way out to the party. Everyone was happy, they had the artifact! With some hesitation in his voice, the thief Bran pondered the question of just how the gem was to get out and how long this might take. Without question the mighty Barbarian Thayr picked up his Axe. No, no, no this can't happen. The Psionicst Krystiana and the Wizard concoct a plan to make a potion of sorts to help the poor weasel throw-up. The players make their DC roll for the potion and lace it with butter and sugar in hoes the Weasel will enjoy it enough to drink the whole thing. More dice rolls are made and sure enough the weasel drinks down the potion. 10-15 minutes later the weasel is rolling on the ground making squeaking noises (like weasels do, I guess) but the gem seems to be passing through him not out the same hole it went down. I make more dice rolls behind my screen, thinking that in all my years of running D&D games I've never had to play a weasel familiar passing an artifact. Ok so the weasel has a pretty nasty case of the runs, the Barbarian feels sorry for the poor creature and begins to message his belly, hoping to force out said artifact. More dice rolls behind the screen, semi-solid waste all over the barbarians hands, Weasel screaming, party laughing at this sight. Barbarian lifts the weasels tail to check for the gem, more dice rolls behind my DM screen, light streaming from the rectum (Gem glows with a yellowish white light). Now the party is really laughing, rolling on the floor even, oh boy.... Finally the weasel passes the Gem, the party has what they came for and to this day that weasel has never walked the same again! What a funny moment, I still laugh at this situation when I think about it.... :D [/QUOTE]
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