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<blockquote data-quote="Mishihari Lord" data-source="post: 174246" data-attributes="member: 128">Two of many:The party was after a group of 200 or so bandits that had been preying along travelers on a main highway.&nbsp; A fair amount of food had been stolen, so the party hid in a potato wagon under a bunch of potatoes.&nbsp; Sure enough, the wagon is taken, and after an hour or so it stops.&nbsp; The party can't see anything, but sounds of a busy camp are all around.&nbsp; The kender decides now is the time to get a look around, so he stands up, only to see that they're right in the middle of a camp.&nbsp; The camp slowly goes quiet, with everyone turning to look at the kender.&nbsp; The kender, with a potato in each hand and one on his head, looks around and says, &quot;Anyone want to buy a potato?&quot;The party was traveling down a highway and two scruffy looking men pop up out of the brush.&nbsp; &quot;Gotta pay the toll, mate!&quot;&nbsp; says one.&nbsp; The fighter says &quot;This is the king's highway, there's no toll here!&quot;&nbsp; The cleric asks &quot;How much?&quot;&nbsp; When they're informed that the toll is 50 gp, they reply &quot;50 gold?!&nbsp; That's highway robbery!&quot;&nbsp; The party finally gets it at this point when I crack up.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mishihari Lord, post: 174246, member: 128"] Two of many: The party was after a group of 200 or so bandits that had been preying along travelers on a main highway. A fair amount of food had been stolen, so the party hid in a potato wagon under a bunch of potatoes. Sure enough, the wagon is taken, and after an hour or so it stops. The party can't see anything, but sounds of a busy camp are all around. The kender decides now is the time to get a look around, so he stands up, only to see that they're right in the middle of a camp. The camp slowly goes quiet, with everyone turning to look at the kender. The kender, with a potato in each hand and one on his head, looks around and says, "Anyone want to buy a potato?" The party was traveling down a highway and two scruffy looking men pop up out of the brush. "Gotta pay the toll, mate!" says one. The fighter says "This is the king's highway, there's no toll here!" The cleric asks "How much?" When they're informed that the toll is 50 gp, they reply "50 gold?! That's highway robbery!" The party finally gets it at this point when I crack up. [/QUOTE]

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