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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Neo" data-source="post: 174713" data-attributes="member: 4139">i just recalled another one...Well i remember it funny i'm sure the player in question doesn;t <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />anyway, my group likes to be prepared, they try to ensure they have something in their possession for EVERY contingency, and so for one particular adventure, in which they had to travel across land some distance to a Dungeon hidden away at the foot of some mountains, they purchased a wagon and stocked it with all manner of paraphenalia.. everything from clockwork toys (don't ask), to spare rope, extra food, shovels etc...  but they also made a point of buying a few barrels filled with oil (for molotovs, torches, lanterns etc...), realising this was potentially quite a flammable cargo they covered the wagon and set off.Now at the time most of the group were fighter types a ranger, rogue, elven fighter mage, paladin, cleric and so forth... all that is barr Doctor Feustus who was something of a creepy individual (necromancer) who was overly fond of his cranial drills and leech collection...  he was rather feeble in combat so often chose to ride the wagon.Anyway they travel on for a few days uneventfully, until the third night out they choose to camp by a stand of trees.  Setting out the camp, building a fire, eating a meal and generally completing their evening regimes before hitting the hay the group failed to notice the Brigands stalking the camp.The Brigands ambushed the group catching them in a crossfire, needless to say most of the group charged forward to make the Brigands missile fire less effective and cause them to engage in melee instead, all that is except doctor Feustus who stayed on the wagon.so you can imagine his surprise when it turns out the Brigand have a spellcaster of their own, and his opening greeting comes in the form of a Fireball aimed at the camp.As the GM i rolled for scatter as the Brigand was none too specific on where in the camp he unleashed the spell, most of the group were already moving out of it's effect, leaving Doctor Feustus and the Wagon packed full of Oil (you see where this is heading)...anyway i roll the scatter a 2... which is NE oops thats the direction of the wagon, i roll for distance oops 8 feet thats directly on the wagon...on the oil!BOOOOOM!!!No more wagon, no more supplies, no more oil, and sadly...no more Doctor Feustus...  although it did rain splinters for a while<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Sorry Chris if your reading this...but it was funny <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue    :P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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