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<blockquote data-quote="LordNightwinter" data-source="post: 7171987" data-attributes="member: 32482"><p>We've all had those moments much like Cards Against Humanity where you get that certain card combination that your brain has a hard time processing. The one you can't stop laughing at, you laugh so hard you cry. I've had quite a few at the RPG table. I could use a good laugh so share your favorite funny RPG moment... and try to keep it clean!</p><p></p><p>My favorite: <span style="color: #FF0000">The Minotaur Thief</span></p><p>Setting: AD&D 2e, Custom World</p><p>So in one of my games a guy I know decided he wanted to roll up a Minotaur Thief. Dumb as a box of rocks, stealth was not his forte, but a bruiser he was! So he was attempting to sneak in to a castle for his party so he could open a grate down below in the sewer system. Needless to say he failed his check. This is a verbatim transcript:</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #8b4513">Minotaur:</span> I want to sneak past the guard and try and go through the door across the courtyard. *Rolls and fails*</p><p><span style="color: #0000ff">Guard:</span> Halt! By order of the Duke of...</p><p><span style="color: #8b4513">Minotaur:</span> I charge at the guard, grab him by the tunic, lift him up off of the ground and put his face really close to mine and yell "YOU DIDN'T SEE ME!" *Rolls and succeeds*</p><p><span style="color: #0000ff">Guard: </span>Nope, I didn't see nothing!</p><p><span style="color: #8b4513">Minotaur:</span> I put him down, walk past him in to the door and then turn around and ask menacingly "You have kids?"</p><p><span style="color: #0000ff">Guard:</span> *nods*</p><p><span style="color: #8b4513">Minotaur:</span> "They didn't see me either."</p><p></p><p>I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at the table, I'll be honest.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LordNightwinter, post: 7171987, member: 32482"] We've all had those moments much like Cards Against Humanity where you get that certain card combination that your brain has a hard time processing. The one you can't stop laughing at, you laugh so hard you cry. I've had quite a few at the RPG table. I could use a good laugh so share your favorite funny RPG moment... and try to keep it clean! My favorite: [COLOR=#FF0000]The Minotaur Thief[/COLOR] Setting: AD&D 2e, Custom World So in one of my games a guy I know decided he wanted to roll up a Minotaur Thief. Dumb as a box of rocks, stealth was not his forte, but a bruiser he was! So he was attempting to sneak in to a castle for his party so he could open a grate down below in the sewer system. Needless to say he failed his check. This is a verbatim transcript: [COLOR=#8b4513]Minotaur:[/COLOR] I want to sneak past the guard and try and go through the door across the courtyard. *Rolls and fails* [COLOR=#0000ff]Guard:[/COLOR] Halt! By order of the Duke of... [COLOR=#8b4513]Minotaur:[/COLOR] I charge at the guard, grab him by the tunic, lift him up off of the ground and put his face really close to mine and yell "YOU DIDN'T SEE ME!" *Rolls and succeeds* [COLOR=#0000ff]Guard: [/COLOR]Nope, I didn't see nothing! [COLOR=#8b4513]Minotaur:[/COLOR] I put him down, walk past him in to the door and then turn around and ask menacingly "You have kids?" [COLOR=#0000ff]Guard:[/COLOR] *nods* [COLOR=#8b4513]Minotaur:[/COLOR] "They didn't see me either." I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at the table, I'll be honest. [/QUOTE]
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