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<blockquote data-quote="Mallus" data-source="post: 1234813" data-attributes="member: 3887"><p>It's always the right time for a little Londo Mollari. Nice...</p><p></p><p>From my current world...</p><p></p><p><strong>Mr. Three-Legs</strong>, once a mortal giant, now worshipped as the demigodlike Saint of Virility by the sole monotheistic religion. Its is said he carved his world's equivalent of the Grand Canyon with his ....err... third leg.</p><p></p><p><strong>Dahlberg</strong>, also called Dahlberg Distante, the Dreamer out of Time. Sometimes called by his super-secret true name: Matthew Aaron Dahlberg, from the holy plane of Pasadena CA. Matt Dahlberg was once a slacker from our world, whose soul was melded to an acient, senseless space god at the center of the universe while astrally projecting on acid. He is God of Madness and Outer Space. His domains, oddly enough, are Madness and Outer Space.</p><p></p><p><strong>Malec Pearlhammer</strong>, the god of simple machines. He can be all sizes at once.</p><p></p><p><strong>Nadanya</strong>, also called Nanya and Nanny Fancypants, the cigarette smoking, pantaloon-wearing god of civilized Yeti.</p><p></p><p><strong>Mr. Pau Pau</strong>, the Sleeper in Windowsills. The Eater of Cream. Basically, a glowing cat with two small tentacles growing out of its neck. It roams the streets of the city of Eris bringing good luck. It is the only creature in the world that the Devil is afraid of. He refers to him as 'that flea-bitten little light-bringer'. He is quite possibly the worlds redeemer.</p><p></p><p><strong>Aja Opal Blossom</strong>, former wife of the Devil. Won a percentage of the Devils' divinity in their divorce, and used it to become goddess of love. Formerly a coutesan.</p><p></p><p><strong>Belli Rex Legis, Esq</strong>, the lawyer who represented the Devil during his divorce. Also given a share of the Devil's divinity after losing in the settlement. Now the god of lawyers, condemned to listen to their prayers [in bolierplate] for enternity.</p><p></p><p>Also, the City of Eris is practically overrun with little gods and godlings, their household gods. Of which there are two types... the <strong>leres</strong>, who are perverse, promiscuous little spirits who enjoy peeking into ladies windows while they're dressing or just looking down their blouses. Residents of Eris often put small red wooden effigies of leres in their windows, to trick any actual leres into thinking their windows are occupied... and the <strong>pinyates</strong>, which are benevolent spirits full of good luck and candied treats for children. Effigies are made of them and beaten. If an real pinyate is captured and beaten apart, it yields special, numinous candies that are said to extend ones like by 20 years.</p><p></p><p>I have more [oh boy...], but I gotta go.</p><p></p><p>Good weekend to everyone...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mallus, post: 1234813, member: 3887"] It's always the right time for a little Londo Mollari. Nice... From my current world... [b]Mr. Three-Legs[/b], once a mortal giant, now worshipped as the demigodlike Saint of Virility by the sole monotheistic religion. Its is said he carved his world's equivalent of the Grand Canyon with his ....err... third leg. [b]Dahlberg[/b], also called Dahlberg Distante, the Dreamer out of Time. Sometimes called by his super-secret true name: Matthew Aaron Dahlberg, from the holy plane of Pasadena CA. Matt Dahlberg was once a slacker from our world, whose soul was melded to an acient, senseless space god at the center of the universe while astrally projecting on acid. He is God of Madness and Outer Space. His domains, oddly enough, are Madness and Outer Space. [b]Malec Pearlhammer[/b], the god of simple machines. He can be all sizes at once. [b]Nadanya[/b], also called Nanya and Nanny Fancypants, the cigarette smoking, pantaloon-wearing god of civilized Yeti. [b]Mr. Pau Pau[/b], the Sleeper in Windowsills. The Eater of Cream. Basically, a glowing cat with two small tentacles growing out of its neck. It roams the streets of the city of Eris bringing good luck. It is the only creature in the world that the Devil is afraid of. He refers to him as 'that flea-bitten little light-bringer'. He is quite possibly the worlds redeemer. [b]Aja Opal Blossom[/b], former wife of the Devil. Won a percentage of the Devils' divinity in their divorce, and used it to become goddess of love. Formerly a coutesan. [b]Belli Rex Legis, Esq[/b], the lawyer who represented the Devil during his divorce. Also given a share of the Devil's divinity after losing in the settlement. Now the god of lawyers, condemned to listen to their prayers [in bolierplate] for enternity. Also, the City of Eris is practically overrun with little gods and godlings, their household gods. Of which there are two types... the [b]leres[/b], who are perverse, promiscuous little spirits who enjoy peeking into ladies windows while they're dressing or just looking down their blouses. Residents of Eris often put small red wooden effigies of leres in their windows, to trick any actual leres into thinking their windows are occupied... and the [b]pinyates[/b], which are benevolent spirits full of good luck and candied treats for children. Effigies are made of them and beaten. If an real pinyate is captured and beaten apart, it yields special, numinous candies that are said to extend ones like by 20 years. I have more [oh boy...], but I gotta go. Good weekend to everyone... [/QUOTE]
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