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<blockquote data-quote="Renton" data-source="post: 2488468" data-attributes="member: 33354"><p><strong>85. Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax</strong></p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.y2012.de/faces/pics/weatherwax2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p><p></p><p><em>Nanny Ogg: "How did you do that?"</em></p><p><em>Granny: "Simple. He knows you wouldn't make his daft head explode."</em></p><p><em>Nanny: "Well, I know you wouldn't, too."</em></p><p><em>Granny: "No you don't. You just know I ain't done it up to now."</em></p><p></p><p>Granny Weatherwax... maybe the best witch the world has seen so far (and no one will dare to doubt that, at least as long as Granny is around). Hard as steel and sharp as a razor blade, she is a very good witch - which means that she can be so bad that even wizards, mad kings, elf queens and blood sucking vampires (aside your usual bears, bandits and what else you can find in her homeland Lancre) better think twice about crossing her path...</p><p>Other witches use magic, candles, summonings, charms and a lot of mumbo-jumbo... Granny Weatherwax uses brain... and not only hers. She knows the minds of people - often enough better as themself, and she has mastered the art of 'borrowing' beyond imagination... she borrows the bodies of pigeons and bears, even of whole hives of bees... you never know who's watching you when you are in Lancre.</p><p>There have to be good witches and bad witches - Granny Weatherwax is a bad witch that has to be good because she knows not only the difference between right and left but also between right and wrong. Having her as your ally is a good thing, because it means she won't be your enemy... at least most of the time. Having her as your enemy... well, there might be fates worse than that, but thus far no one has found out what they are.</p><p>Others may give you what you want - Granny Weatherwax gives you what you need.</p><p></p><p>(From <a href="http://www.y2012.de/faces/weatherwax.html" target="_blank">http://www.y2012.de/faces/weatherwax.html</a>)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Renton, post: 2488468, member: 33354"] [b]85. Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax[/b] [IMG]http://www.y2012.de/faces/pics/weatherwax2.jpg[/IMG] [I]Nanny Ogg: "How did you do that?" Granny: "Simple. He knows you wouldn't make his daft head explode." Nanny: "Well, I know you wouldn't, too." Granny: "No you don't. You just know I ain't done it up to now."[/I] Granny Weatherwax... maybe the best witch the world has seen so far (and no one will dare to doubt that, at least as long as Granny is around). Hard as steel and sharp as a razor blade, she is a very good witch - which means that she can be so bad that even wizards, mad kings, elf queens and blood sucking vampires (aside your usual bears, bandits and what else you can find in her homeland Lancre) better think twice about crossing her path... Other witches use magic, candles, summonings, charms and a lot of mumbo-jumbo... Granny Weatherwax uses brain... and not only hers. She knows the minds of people - often enough better as themself, and she has mastered the art of 'borrowing' beyond imagination... she borrows the bodies of pigeons and bears, even of whole hives of bees... you never know who's watching you when you are in Lancre. There have to be good witches and bad witches - Granny Weatherwax is a bad witch that has to be good because she knows not only the difference between right and left but also between right and wrong. Having her as your ally is a good thing, because it means she won't be your enemy... at least most of the time. Having her as your enemy... well, there might be fates worse than that, but thus far no one has found out what they are. Others may give you what you want - Granny Weatherwax gives you what you need. (From [url]http://www.y2012.de/faces/weatherwax.html[/url]) [/QUOTE]
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