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<blockquote data-quote="Pillars of Hercules" data-source="post: 303250" data-attributes="member: 577">WowIt's stuff like this that just keeps me in amazement.&nbsp; I literally almost fell of my chair laughing when I read this.&nbsp; That incident in turn made me laugh so hard that I almost cried.&nbsp; God, what a story, especially after Sep revealed that the PC's dialogue is more or less exactly what the players actually said in game.&quot;If I were a political animal – which, of course, I am not, because that would violate the Great Injunction,&quot; he coughed, and stroked Mogus. &quot;If I were, however, I would marry the Duchess, storm and secure the palace, assassinate the king, usurp the crown, and retroengineer all of my bloodlines to validate my claim to the throne. I would then begin to ruthlessly suppress any resistance to my rule, and have all of my chief rivals murdered. That’s the way it’s usually done, isn’t it? Except, in your case, you could claim divine right as well. I would declare myself Eadric I, Holy Emperor of Wyre and the Voice of Oronthon on Earth. I would unite Church and State into a single, seamless body. I would also issue commands to the effect that all avians must be shot on sight. A golden, birdless era of peace and prosperity would dawn across Wyre.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Pillars of Hercules, post: 303250, member: 577"] [b]Wow[/b] It's stuff like this that just keeps me in amazement. I literally almost fell of my chair laughing when I read this. That incident in turn made me laugh so hard that I almost cried. God, what a story, especially after Sep revealed that the PC's dialogue is more or less exactly what the players actually said in game. "If I were a political animal – which, of course, I am not, because that would violate the Great Injunction," he coughed, and stroked Mogus. "If I were, however, I would marry the Duchess, storm and secure the palace, assassinate the king, usurp the crown, and retroengineer all of my bloodlines to validate my claim to the throne. I would then begin to ruthlessly suppress any resistance to my rule, and have all of my chief rivals murdered. That’s the way it’s usually done, isn’t it? Except, in your case, you could claim divine right as well. I would declare myself Eadric I, Holy Emperor of Wyre and the Voice of Oronthon on Earth. I would unite Church and State into a single, seamless body. I would also issue commands to the effect that all avians must be shot on sight. A golden, birdless era of peace and prosperity would dawn across Wyre." [/QUOTE]

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