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The Heroic Impulse: Where Have All the Heroes Gone?
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<blockquote data-quote="Jack7" data-source="post: 4604026" data-attributes="member: 54707"><p><strong>The Ballad of the Balanced Heroes</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I like the way you put that, so true enough.</p><p></p><p>By the way, here's a little ditty I had written and meant to put under the first post in this thread, but got busy and never got round to it.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The Ballad of the Balanced Heroes</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">That’s impossible my friend</p> <p style="text-align: center">It’s not very safe,</p> <p style="text-align: center">The odds say the run</p> <p style="text-align: center">Is not worth the race,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">It’s dangerous, it’s risky</p> <p style="text-align: center">It’s so very hard</p> <p style="text-align: center">It’s dire and desperate</p> <p style="text-align: center">You won’t get too far,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">It’s scary and fretful</p> <p style="text-align: center">And so very dark</p> <p style="text-align: center">That kind of adventure's</p> <p style="text-align: center">No walk in the park,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Let’s find an encounter</p> <p style="text-align: center">That’s fit for our wits</p> <p style="text-align: center">Nothing that’s too harsh</p> <p style="text-align: center">To give us a fit,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">I’m not much for caves</p> <p style="text-align: center">Where the monsters do lair</p> <p style="text-align: center">That’s sounds kinda creepy</p> <p style="text-align: center">And damp is the air,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Abandoned old castles</p> <p style="text-align: center">Don’t thrill me too much,</p> <p style="text-align: center">Why something in there</p> <p style="text-align: center">Might just have me for lunch,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">I don’t like a tomb</p> <p style="text-align: center">That’s filled with the dead,</p> <p style="text-align: center">Such a harrowing place</p> <p style="text-align: center">Could give me the dreads,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">And who likes a hamlet</p> <p style="text-align: center">With guilds full of thieves?</p> <p style="text-align: center">Best well avoided</p> <p style="text-align: center">Than a running retreat,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">So mount up your horses</p> <p style="text-align: center">We’re riding by town,</p> <p style="text-align: center">I hear that there’s danger</p> <p style="text-align: center">In there to be found,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Why <em><strong><span style="color: Lime">“better than even”</span></strong></em></p> <p style="text-align: center">Is all that we ask,</p> <p style="text-align: center">It’s only quite fair</p> <p style="text-align: center">If peril’s your task</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">What makes a good Hero</p> <p style="text-align: center">Is waiting around,</p> <p style="text-align: center">To see if some patsy</p> <p style="text-align: center">Will ride into town,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">We’ll send such a lout</p> <p style="text-align: center">In to take all the risk</p> <p style="text-align: center">Then we’ll come a’lootin</p> <p style="text-align: center">To see what was missed,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">For when X stands for danger</p> <p style="text-align: center">It don’t mark the spot,</p> <p style="text-align: center">But rather it tells you</p> <p style="text-align: center">Just what is for naught,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Cause there’s one thing </p> <p style="text-align: center">We Heroes are never about,</p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>“That’s taking on danger</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>Whenever there’s doubt!”</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">So I’m gonna watch </p> <p style="text-align: center">From the corner right here,</p> <p style="text-align: center">Til the odds tell me </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Yellow"><em><strong>“Hero, there’s nothing to fear!”</strong></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jack7, post: 4604026, member: 54707"] [b]The Ballad of the Balanced Heroes[/b] I like the way you put that, so true enough. By the way, here's a little ditty I had written and meant to put under the first post in this thread, but got busy and never got round to it. [CENTER][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][B]The Ballad of the Balanced Heroes[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] That’s impossible my friend It’s not very safe, The odds say the run Is not worth the race, It’s dangerous, it’s risky It’s so very hard It’s dire and desperate You won’t get too far, It’s scary and fretful And so very dark That kind of adventure's No walk in the park, Let’s find an encounter That’s fit for our wits Nothing that’s too harsh To give us a fit, I’m not much for caves Where the monsters do lair That’s sounds kinda creepy And damp is the air, Abandoned old castles Don’t thrill me too much, Why something in there Might just have me for lunch, I don’t like a tomb That’s filled with the dead, Such a harrowing place Could give me the dreads, And who likes a hamlet With guilds full of thieves? Best well avoided Than a running retreat, So mount up your horses We’re riding by town, I hear that there’s danger In there to be found, Why [I][B][COLOR="Lime"]“better than even”[/COLOR][/B][/I] Is all that we ask, It’s only quite fair If peril’s your task What makes a good Hero Is waiting around, To see if some patsy Will ride into town, We’ll send such a lout In to take all the risk Then we’ll come a’lootin To see what was missed, For when X stands for danger It don’t mark the spot, But rather it tells you Just what is for naught, Cause there’s one thing We Heroes are never about, [I]“That’s taking on danger Whenever there’s doubt!”[/I] So I’m gonna watch From the corner right here, Til the odds tell me [COLOR="Yellow"][I][B]“Hero, there’s nothing to fear!”[/B][/I][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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