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<blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 2222835" data-attributes="member: 2067">Because, let's face it, when we all saw the suggestion, we all thought it would be a good idea. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> So now you're all recruited to be compilers for The Guide. Post your ideas on everything about the Adventuring life, from where to get a good drink when you're 6,000 miles below the surface of the earth, to why you should never, ever offer an Elf your torch on Wednesdays.I'll bring over the submissions from the other thread. Add your own! Great fun at parties! And if this thread goes on for long enough, I'll add them to the Wiki over at RPG.net. After all, wasn't Douglas Adams just presaging Google when he invented the Guide?&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> Onward!The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Dungeon is one of the most singularly amazing documents in existence. It has constantly outsold its main competitor, the 1,436 volume Encyclopedia Magica for two reasons. First, it's fireproof. Second, it has the words &quot;Inedible&quot; written on it's cover in large, friendly letters, making it remarkably popular among orcs, who would like to prove it wrong. So far, the Guide has existed for one hundred million years, and it that time it has educated countless adventurers on the finer points of the world in which they live. Also, has choked over 300,000 orcs completely to death.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="I'm A Banana, post: 2222835, member: 2067"] Because, let's face it, when we all saw the suggestion, we all thought it would be a good idea. :) So now you're all recruited to be compilers for The Guide. Post your ideas on everything about the Adventuring life, from where to get a good drink when you're 6,000 miles below the surface of the earth, to why you should never, ever offer an Elf your torch on Wednesdays. I'll bring over the submissions from the other thread. Add your own! Great fun at parties! And if this thread goes on for long enough, I'll add them to the Wiki over at RPG.net. After all, wasn't Douglas Adams just presaging Google when he invented the Guide? :D Onward! [I]The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Dungeon is one of the most singularly amazing documents in existence. It has constantly outsold its main competitor, the 1,436 volume [/I] Encyclopedia Magica [I] for two reasons. First, it's fireproof. Second, it has the words "Inedible" written on it's cover in large, friendly letters, making it remarkably popular among orcs, who would like to prove it wrong. So far, the Guide has existed for one hundred million years, and it that time it has educated countless adventurers on the finer points of the world in which they live. Also, has choked over 300,000 orcs completely to death.[/I] [/QUOTE]

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