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<blockquote data-quote="jonesy" data-source="post: 3507034" data-attributes="member: 10324"><p>"Over the hills and far away..."</p><p></p><p>"What?"</p><p></p><p>"The Hivemind. It's over that hill and probably far away already. More speed, please, Igor."</p><p></p><p>"This is the vehicles top speed. That's what you get for modelling it after a badger."</p><p></p><p>"I like badgers."</p><p></p><p>"And I like strawberry jam, but I still wouldn't make a car that moved like it."</p><p></p><p>"Stop talking to that tree. And back up, we'll never catch the Hivemind if you keep hitting each and every one of them. Besides, how exactly does strawberry jam move?"</p><p></p><p>"Very very wobblily. Is that a word, wobblily?"</p><p></p><p>"Beats me. Sounds like a flower frankly. A very unsteady flower."</p><p></p><p>"Look! There it is!"</p><p></p><p>"Prepare the Badgercannon!"</p><p></p><p>"Are you sure?"</p><p></p><p>"Are you sure that that steering wheel can aswer your question? Prepare the cannon already."</p><p></p><p>"Fine, fine. One Badgercannon loaded with a badger."</p><p></p><p>"Fire!"</p><p></p><p>"Where, where? I don't like fire, let's go somewhere else, please?"</p><p></p><p>"No, no, no. The cannon. Ac ti va te the cannon!"</p><p></p><p>"There it goes. Funny how much noise a flying badger makes. By the by, didn't you just say that you like badgers? Why are you using them as cannon fodder?"</p><p></p><p>"<strong>I'm</strong> using them as cannon fodder, not that rubberduck in the back seat. So stop talking to it and eyes on the road. We are about to hit a chestnut tree."</p><p></p><p>"Jolly roger and peanut butter on top!"</p><p></p><p>"The who?"</p><p></p><p>"No, The Who was a sixties rock band."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jonesy, post: 3507034, member: 10324"] "Over the hills and far away..." "What?" "The Hivemind. It's over that hill and probably far away already. More speed, please, Igor." "This is the vehicles top speed. That's what you get for modelling it after a badger." "I like badgers." "And I like strawberry jam, but I still wouldn't make a car that moved like it." "Stop talking to that tree. And back up, we'll never catch the Hivemind if you keep hitting each and every one of them. Besides, how exactly does strawberry jam move?" "Very very wobblily. Is that a word, wobblily?" "Beats me. Sounds like a flower frankly. A very unsteady flower." "Look! There it is!" "Prepare the Badgercannon!" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure that that steering wheel can aswer your question? Prepare the cannon already." "Fine, fine. One Badgercannon loaded with a badger." "Fire!" "Where, where? I don't like fire, let's go somewhere else, please?" "No, no, no. The cannon. Ac ti va te the cannon!" "There it goes. Funny how much noise a flying badger makes. By the by, didn't you just say that you like badgers? Why are you using them as cannon fodder?" "[b]I'm[/b] using them as cannon fodder, not that rubberduck in the back seat. So stop talking to it and eyes on the road. We are about to hit a chestnut tree." "Jolly roger and peanut butter on top!" "The who?" "No, The Who was a sixties rock band." [/QUOTE]
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