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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mad Mac" data-source="post: 2859151" data-attributes="member: 27873">And then there's Soveliss...if you look closely at his PHB debut picture, you can see that he's just as embaressed at his get-up as everybody else. I bet the behind-scenes-studio action went like this. "Hey Sovelis!"*Dark, confident looking Soveliss* "Yeah""I know your big color treatment is coming up, and we've been thinking...""About how awesome I'll look?""Exactly...the thing is, we think you might be a little too awesome.""What!!?""Well, you know, your're a Ranger. Rangers are almost ninja-level cool. And you're an Elf, which is worth +2 cool points. And you use two swords, which makes you way too cool to put you in the book without making Hennet and Mialee feel like trash.""Yeah, well, sucks to be them...""Don't worry buddy, we've got the perfect solution to tone things down a bit...Now don't look so nervous! All we're gonna do is slap this gaudy green armor on you that looks like your mommy made it for you to wear at christmas. Not only is it sparkley neon green, with brassy high-lights, but it includes a leaf shaped crotch piece, and a helmet that will completely cover your hair and make you look like even more of a dork.""My mom put you up to this, didn't she?""She may have helped out a bit, yes. She says you'll be the most cutsie-wutsie ranger ev-er! "*picture shoots begins*"Oh come on Soveliss, take it like a man! Stop slouching darnit!...and no crying! Rangers don't cry!"Soveliss: *whimper*</blockquote>

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