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<blockquote data-quote="the Jester" data-source="post: 627347" data-attributes="member: 1210"><p><strong>Back to the Drinking Dwarves</strong></p><p></p><p>Our heroes find it easy enough to persuade Captain Clambake to return to the Drinking Dwarves with them; after all, where else could he find such an easy supply of rum? He smiles to himself as he sets up a major purchase. After, Horbin inquires, "So are you buying food?"</p><p></p><p>"No, arr! Rum be enough!"</p><p></p><p>"Well, uh, don't you think-"</p><p></p><p>"It'll be fine, arr! And ye should all sign up and join me crew!" Clambake sways on his feet, his head light from the rum he's been drinking since arriving at the dwarves.</p><p></p><p>The party tells Clambake about their adventures. "We were investigating the caves we bought from Longburns over there-" Droidi gestures at the barkeep- "and we found Anvar and Titus."</p><p></p><p>"But they were all messed up," Krunkshank picks up the tale. "They'd been fused with some sort of clockwork. Anvar had some kind of lightning-thrower stuck in his face, and Titus had some sort of... I don't know what it was, but it threw slugs of metal at us with terrific force." </p><p></p><p>None of them notice the halfling sitting at the bar. His shaggy hair shifts as he glances in their direction. He wears furs and bears a shortsword, and something about the way he carries himself makes him seem ready to jump into action like a cat at any second. He sips at his mead and listens to their excited talk.</p><p></p><p>"We had to kill them," Droidi continues. </p><p></p><p>"But I raised Anvar from the dead," Horbin adds. "He seems pretty shaken by the experience."</p><p></p><p>"And we found really good loot." Krunkshank's face bursts into a smile. "Beyond where we fought Anvar and Titus we found a tomb."</p><p></p><p>"The tomb of the last king of Dorla," Horbin says with relish.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><em><strong>Next Time:</strong></em> The Tale of the Tomb of the Last King of Dorla! What was the loot? What do all the magic items have in common? And who <em>is</em> the halfling?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="the Jester, post: 627347, member: 1210"] [b]Back to the Drinking Dwarves[/b] Our heroes find it easy enough to persuade Captain Clambake to return to the Drinking Dwarves with them; after all, where else could he find such an easy supply of rum? He smiles to himself as he sets up a major purchase. After, Horbin inquires, "So are you buying food?" "No, arr! Rum be enough!" "Well, uh, don't you think-" "It'll be fine, arr! And ye should all sign up and join me crew!" Clambake sways on his feet, his head light from the rum he's been drinking since arriving at the dwarves. The party tells Clambake about their adventures. "We were investigating the caves we bought from Longburns over there-" Droidi gestures at the barkeep- "and we found Anvar and Titus." "But they were all messed up," Krunkshank picks up the tale. "They'd been fused with some sort of clockwork. Anvar had some kind of lightning-thrower stuck in his face, and Titus had some sort of... I don't know what it was, but it threw slugs of metal at us with terrific force." None of them notice the halfling sitting at the bar. His shaggy hair shifts as he glances in their direction. He wears furs and bears a shortsword, and something about the way he carries himself makes him seem ready to jump into action like a cat at any second. He sips at his mead and listens to their excited talk. "We had to kill them," Droidi continues. "But I raised Anvar from the dead," Horbin adds. "He seems pretty shaken by the experience." "And we found really good loot." Krunkshank's face bursts into a smile. "Beyond where we fought Anvar and Titus we found a tomb." "The tomb of the last king of Dorla," Horbin says with relish. [i][b]Next Time:[/b][/i][b][/b] The Tale of the Tomb of the Last King of Dorla! What was the loot? What do all the magic items have in common? And who [i]is[/i] the halfling? [/QUOTE]
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