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Message: <blockquote data-quote="treefrog" data-source="post: 757683" data-attributes="member: 10890">Gather round the fire and I, Throgdizar Thickskin, tell tail of what happened to me when I travel away from home.   Remember fire hot  if you play with burning sticks your hands will hurt.I traveling with cousin (sneaky-cousin), pointy eared won, and the slow won.  We walking and walking and walking when we sea farmer playing with horsies.   We all want to play with horsies. Once we done playing farmer gives us food.  Food good, once we eat it time to sleep.  But cousin tells me we must keep walking.  We walk to town. We all decide to go to in and find place to sleep for the Knight.   I go sleep on nice benches.  In keeper wakes me up and tells me my cousin has room for us.  Cousins door is a little stuck but I open door.  Cousin reminds me I need to wash before I sleep, else mother gets mad (that bad).  When I get back cousin’s door stuck.  I go back down to bar to sleep.  Next morning farmer no show up for breakfast.  We decide maybe he forgot to come and have breakfast with us.  We decide to go to farmer and eat they’re.  I very hungry and forget to be polite and wait for slow won.  Me and cousin go to farm, but no farmer.  No farmer in house.  Dead farmer in barn.  Strange hoof print in the blood.  I look around and sea horsies playing in the field.  I decide to go over to horsies and bring them back to barn.  Cousin comes to help me get horsies.  Then bad thing happens horsies are not good nice horsies, they are bad mean horsies.  They look at me and I no move.  I get very, very angry at horsies pretending to be nice but really being mean.  Slow won and pointy eared won arrive and scare off mean horsies.  We try and follow but horsies too fast.  We walk to cave maybe to look for mushrooms (I like mushrooms especially long and slimy mushrooms or the kind with brown spots), if we find rabbit we could make stew.  We walk in cave but find no good eats only yucky noisy heads and icky trogs with meat already spoiled.  Something is wrong, things fresh killed should be good to eat.</blockquote>

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