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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TheLe" data-source="post: 3432020" data-attributes="member: 3981">You're welcome.What can I say? It's a gift... and a curse. I dedicate this book to all those haters out there who think I can't bring them down to my level.Not a "Hair Net of Horrors" I am afraid. But I did give her a mole smite:----------------------------------------------------------Mole Smite (Su):  The Lunch Lady’s mole is connected to her in more ways than one. At 6th level, she may use her Personal Ladle to attempt a Mole Smite with one normal melee attack, adding a bonus to her attack roll equal to the size of her mole (in centimeters). On a successful strike, a portion of the recipient’s soul becomes trapped within the mole. For every 10 souls collected this way, the Lunch Lady gains one point to her maximum hit points (which may be lost later if she loses one or more of the mole souls). She may attempt Mole Smite five times per day. Hair Net: At 7th level, the Lunch Lady must construct her own Hair Net. She must travel to the far reaches of the Spider Queen realm and collect Spider Silk to construct it. Henceforth she will always wear the Hair Net, as it is a defining attribute of all Lunch Ladies. Note that this Hair Net will never actually stop her hair from falling into the food she cooks. ----------------------------------------------------------Personally I think the White Trash Redneck was a heck of a lot more fun to write. Being an Asian American, I've seen a good deal of racism over the years, including a run in with one drunken white racist just two weeks ago at a grocery store.I am happy to finally give the Redneck his due:----------------------------------------------------------Redneck Feats: At 5th level, and each Redneck level thereafter, the Redneck gains a feat for free, even if he does not normally qualify for it. He must choose from the Redneck feats listed here: Drink Grain Alcohol, Fix Mullet, Greater Fix Mullet, Improved Fix Mullet, Super Improved Fix Mullet, Craft(circular family tree),Grill some Spam, Lend Money to Sister/Aunt, Perform(on Jerry Springer),Drop Kids Off at Daycare so You Can Go to the Prom, Craft (cloth gas cap),  Pee in empty Beer Can, Pee in not-so-empty Beer Can, Make Love to Wife’s Beer Belly, Refer to people as “hey guy”, craft (tattoo), Purchase gift for Mom/sister/girlfriend (only one present required), Craft (confederate money), Make Change with Offering Plate at Church, Fondly Remember your Sixth Grade as your “senior year”, Set Parking Brakes in Your House Before Going to Bed at Night, Craft (Willie Nelson Painting), and Apply Ass-Crack-Spackle.----------------------------------------------------------Unorthodox Orthodox: Double Trouble is available now at <a href="http://enworld.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=21525&SRC=ENWorld" target="_blank">Rpgnow.com</a>`Le</blockquote>

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