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<blockquote data-quote="Barastrondo" data-source="post: 482292" data-attributes="member: 3820"><p>You know one of the things I like best about EN World? </p><p></p><p>The Liberation of Tenh. </p><p></p><p>Watching Mr. "Hey, you're cute and all, but I'd rather not start anything with one of my party members for obscure reasons that probably involve a dread of implied commitment, and therefore I'm going to ignore your obvious charms even though it seems awfully out of character" Heydricus suddenly getting all riled about Ms. "Well, if you're gonna play <em>that</em> hard to get, there's no point in not seeing if I can't get some other hard-bodied young stud or three to give me the kind of fervent affection that I happen to think I deserve, thank you very much" Prisantha's interest in Mr. "Pardon me while I rub a cold mug across my sweaty brow and let the water run down my naked chest in a saucy slow-motion shot, and maybe bend over or stretch a lot" Anon is just plain priceless. (contact), if continually catching Anon (or an ever-changing parade of Prisantha's would-be or will-be boytoys) in some melodramatic, Madison Avenue "ultra-sexy" pose or activity becomes a running joke for a little while, I don't think anyone could fault you for it. </p><p></p><p>And let's face it: Any Story Hour where the contenders for "Best Line" include <strong>"It's the damnedest thing. This turtle's mean as Hell, and all it does is drink whisky all day long and bite people."</strong>; <strong>"But it's not a very good school." "Oh, he's not a very good conjurer. It'll be perfect."</strong>; and <strong>"Let's get back to Tenh before Thrommel dies again, shall we?"</strong> — <em>all in the same post</em> — is required reading. Or should be.</p><p></p><p>Yowza.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Barastrondo, post: 482292, member: 3820"] You know one of the things I like best about EN World? The Liberation of Tenh. Watching Mr. "Hey, you're cute and all, but I'd rather not start anything with one of my party members for obscure reasons that probably involve a dread of implied commitment, and therefore I'm going to ignore your obvious charms even though it seems awfully out of character" Heydricus suddenly getting all riled about Ms. "Well, if you're gonna play [I]that[/I] hard to get, there's no point in not seeing if I can't get some other hard-bodied young stud or three to give me the kind of fervent affection that I happen to think I deserve, thank you very much" Prisantha's interest in Mr. "Pardon me while I rub a cold mug across my sweaty brow and let the water run down my naked chest in a saucy slow-motion shot, and maybe bend over or stretch a lot" Anon is just plain priceless. (contact), if continually catching Anon (or an ever-changing parade of Prisantha's would-be or will-be boytoys) in some melodramatic, Madison Avenue "ultra-sexy" pose or activity becomes a running joke for a little while, I don't think anyone could fault you for it. And let's face it: Any Story Hour where the contenders for "Best Line" include [B]"It's the damnedest thing. This turtle's mean as Hell, and all it does is drink whisky all day long and bite people."[/B]; [B]"But it's not a very good school." "Oh, he's not a very good conjurer. It'll be perfect."[/B]; and [B]"Let's get back to Tenh before Thrommel dies again, shall we?"[/B] — [I]all in the same post[/I] — is required reading. Or should be. Yowza. [/QUOTE]
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