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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Goonalan" data-source="post: 4160145" data-attributes="member: 16069">I think lessons learnt = 0.And so...Turn 8.10 : Last man standing.“Bring it on.” The Outcast offers and slashes before him with his sickle, Aleso gulps once, grips tight to the handle of his scimitar.“Look maybe we can work this out.” The Paladin offers.“Oh so you wish to replace Sir Bradford, to serve the Gulthias tree?”“I was hoping you’d surrender?”The Outcast spies the dead, or dying, bodies of the other members of the Lost Boys.“No, I’m mad. Wheee-Whooo, NER-NER, Tiddleywinks. You know- Mad. But asking me to surrender? Well that’s hardly likely is it?”“S’pose not.” Aleso shrugs.“So…”“So…”“To the death?” The Outcast offers.“S’pose.” Aleso shrugs back.The two circle, wary- a few practice slashes and strokes, no hits, their feeling each other out. This continues for a while.“Sorry, hang on.” The Outcast leans against the Gulthias tree, signals for a temporary halt to proceedings.“What is it- stitch?” Aleso looks concerned.“No, something’s rubbing.” The Outcast fishes in his pants.“Chaffing?” The Paladin looks concerned, “you may need oinkment.”“It’s ointment.”“It’s oinkment how my mum used to make it, stops you scratching I can tell you.”“Got it.” The Outcast retrieves a gnarled looking twig from his pants.“No wonder, what’d you have that down…”A brief wave of his wand and the plant life surrounding Aleso springs to life, grasps him, drags him down into a half-crouch, half-kneel pose- difficult to maintain, Aleso fights to stay on his feet.“That’s not fair.” The Paladin states, less than calm.“Fair, I’m the End-of-Game Super-Bad Guy, what’s fair got to do with it.”“I just think…”But Aleso doesn’t get to finish the sentence.Next Turn- Dead End.</blockquote>

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