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<blockquote data-quote="noretoc" data-source="post: 209569" data-attributes="member: 1276">I have one, I have one.&nbsp; We have a player.&nbsp; We call him Ray.&nbsp; I will not mention the time he used an evil artifact, the whole party was on a major quest to destroy, even though he knew it would take over his soul, and return to his master, to save the rest of the party from a dragon, who they were already kickign the snot out of.&nbsp; Instead I will share a couple of other stories.&nbsp; Once RAY was being interogated by an evil assasin.&nbsp; More like being tortured.&nbsp; The assassin asked &quot;Where are the other&quot;.&nbsp; RAY, not knowing where they are said &quot;I bite my tongue off and swallow it&quot;&nbsp; Being the nice person I am, as a DM, I ask &quot;Why?&quot;&nbsp; He replies &quot;So I can't tell him anything&quot;.&nbsp; I also reply, trying to slam some glimmer of a clue into him.&nbsp; &quot;You don't know anything.&nbsp; You can't tell him what you don't know&quot;.&nbsp; His response...&nbsp; &quot;I bite it off anyway&quot;&nbsp; Next the juggernaught.&nbsp; I don't remember the details, but I belive it was goblin pushing a large rolling pin, trying to crush the PCs.&nbsp; RAY, wanting to look cool I guess stayed in the corridor, rather than running.&nbsp; I said &quot;Make a saving throw to get out of the way&quot;&nbsp; He said.&nbsp; &quot;I stand where I am&quot;&nbsp; I say &quot;It is going to run you over and crush you&quot;&nbsp; RAY says.&nbsp; &quot;I don't care, I take the damage&quot;&nbsp; A few rolls later he get up, leaving his dead character on the table and walks home.&nbsp; Till this day, when we wish to show stupid pride, we use the term &quot;I don't care, I take the damage&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="noretoc, post: 209569, member: 1276"] I have one, I have one. We have a player. We call him Ray. I will not mention the time he used an evil artifact, the whole party was on a major quest to destroy, even though he knew it would take over his soul, and return to his master, to save the rest of the party from a dragon, who they were already kickign the snot out of. Instead I will share a couple of other stories. Once RAY was being interogated by an evil assasin. More like being tortured. The assassin asked "Where are the other". RAY, not knowing where they are said "I bite my tongue off and swallow it" Being the nice person I am, as a DM, I ask "Why?" He replies "So I can't tell him anything". I also reply, trying to slam some glimmer of a clue into him. "You don't know anything. You can't tell him what you don't know". His response... "I bite it off anyway" Next the juggernaught. I don't remember the details, but I belive it was goblin pushing a large rolling pin, trying to crush the PCs. RAY, wanting to look cool I guess stayed in the corridor, rather than running. I said "Make a saving throw to get out of the way" He said. "I stand where I am" I say "It is going to run you over and crush you" RAY says. "I don't care, I take the damage" A few rolls later he get up, leaving his dead character on the table and walks home. Till this day, when we wish to show stupid pride, we use the term "I don't care, I take the damage" [/QUOTE]

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