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<blockquote data-quote="Taluron" data-source="post: 214080" data-attributes="member: 4138">&quot;So ya' wanta know about the dread Gazebos, eh? Well it goes like this...&quot;Since someone asked I will relate our groups gazebo encounter. It was a looong time ago, 1st ed DnD. Three players, one DM. We'd been traveling through a mountain in a underground dungeon complex, game time almost two months. We FINALLY find the exit on the far side and walk out the door....DM: &quot;About 50 feet away you see a gazebo.Player 1: &quot;Oh? Okay.&quot;DM: &quot;As you move ou....&quot;Player 2: &quot;Wait, I'm gonna shoot an arrow at the gazebo.&quot;Player 1: &quot;Why?&quot;DM: &quot;Fine, there's an arrow in the gazebo.&quot;Player 2: &quot;Did I hurt it?&quot;Player 1 and DM: [dumfounded looks]DM: &quot;No, it's a gazebo.&quot;Player 3: &quot;Should I fireball it?DM:&nbsp; &quot;It's a gazebo!&quot;Player 1: &quot;Why would you do that?&quot;Player 3: &quot;Well, the arrow didn't hurt it.&quot;DM: &quot;It's a GAZEBO!&quot;Player 1: &quot;So? Why waste a fi... Do you know what a gazebo is?&quot;Player 2 &amp; 3: &quot;No.&quot;Player 1: [explains what a gazebo is]Player 2: &quot;Oh. We didn't have any of those where I grew up in New York.&quot;Player 3: &quot;Oh. I know what that is but I thiought it was called something else.&quot;And that's our side of the Gazebo Assault. And yes it is a true story, I'm Player 1.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Taluron, post: 214080, member: 4138"] "So ya' wanta know about the dread Gazebos, eh? Well it goes like this..." Since someone asked I will relate our groups gazebo encounter. It was a looong time ago, 1st ed DnD. Three players, one DM. We'd been traveling through a mountain in a underground dungeon complex, game time almost two months. We FINALLY find the exit on the far side and walk out the door.... DM: "About 50 feet away you see a gazebo. Player 1: "Oh? Okay." DM: "As you move ou...." Player 2: "Wait, I'm gonna shoot an arrow at the gazebo." Player 1: "Why?" DM: "Fine, there's an arrow in the gazebo." Player 2: "Did I hurt it?" Player 1 and DM: [dumfounded looks] DM: "No, it's a gazebo." Player 3: "Should I fireball it? DM: "It's a gazebo!" Player 1: "Why would you do that?" Player 3: "Well, the arrow didn't hurt it." DM: "It's a GAZEBO!" Player 1: "So? Why waste a fi... Do you know what a gazebo is?" Player 2 & 3: "No." Player 1: [explains what a gazebo is] Player 2: "Oh. We didn't have any of those where I grew up in New York." Player 3: "Oh. I know what that is but I thiought it was called something else." And that's our side of the Gazebo Assault. And yes it is a true story, I'm Player 1. [/QUOTE]

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