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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Heathen72" data-source="post: 342959" data-attributes="member: 7029">Welcome to Spunkrat Emporium; the place where enterprising adventurers can find all manner of assortments designed to do away with all those little bookkeeping hassles. Never again will you have to travel to the major cities to trade in that multifaceted magical diamond necklace you found. We have vendors in the smallest of the small one horse towns and even the slightest of of our showrooms have hundreds of thousands of gold pieces in their vaults (or underneath the mouldy mattress out the back) <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> Run out of hands? Why not try Calabrian's invisible prosthetic extra arm! It's the perfect answer for the hero who wants to  hold a sword, a shield, a healing potion, a holy symbol, an artifact and a lantern (not to mention that ten foot pole) all at the same time!Can't understand the secret plans of your enemies? Have you considered Edwardo's instantaneous translator? It effortlessly renders the speech of orcs, gnolls, dragons and demons, (as well as that of  the french) into the "common" tongue! (although, in the case of the french,  common tongue in an absurdly silly accent).  If you use your credit card, we will throw in a pair of Llewellen's Super Literate Spectacles, which enable the adventure to read any text, in any language, from any time period.Of course no adventurer could do without Taazzanash's Terrific Temporal Retroactivator. This cunning device allows the user to redress the errors of the pass, yea, even after the passage of many years. After all, in the heat of battle many things can be forgotten or ignored. And honestly, who would leave behind something as important as their holy avenger? No one, clearly.  And even if it had been the only thing wedging the door closed against Sumateyusan-the-12th-Demondaughter-of-Thrag, surely someone would have picked it up on the way out? And yes, while everyone running full pelt away from lava flow probably did have better things on their mind than picking up  their weapons,  this was a very special weapon. SOMEONE would have picked it up. Well, with the Terrific Temporal Retroactivator, now someone did!So kind Hero... What takes your fancy?EDIT: Damn, I hate it when someone posts the same point as yours while you are composing. Celebrim even came up with a better name than mine : Avner's Always Available Arm of Action<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes    :rolleyes:"  data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></blockquote>

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