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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 4209786" data-attributes="member: 29398">Ah, there's been so many... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />1st Edition:Gutezapre, the Dwarvish War Cleric to the God of Beer.  Favoured method of travel was a flying broom he picked up somewhere along the way, and his bulkiest possession was the not-so-small keg of beer strapped to his back.  For those familiar with hockey, Gutzie's personality and character was based on Tiger Williams...in other words, completely gonzo and ready to drop the gloves with anyone, anytime.Bofur, the heavy-metal Dwarven Bard.  His instruments were drums, lute (magically amplified to 11, of course) and voice (ditto).  Anyone close by ran the risk of being deafened whenever this guy used any of his abilities, but boy did he sound great from about 1/4 mile away. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />  He lasted about 5 sessions, then that adventure ended, and so did his career.Skyboot, Elven Illusionist and emotional train wreck, Wisdom 9.  Once in midst of a tough combat in a dungeon she sat down on the floor and threw a screaming temper tantrum (completely ignoring friend, foe and danger alike) because her favourite possession - a Wand of Wonder - had just run out of charges and crumbled to dust.Lanefan, Human Fighter.  Fighter, not Thief, but still the best thief I've ever played.  He never met a magic sword he didn't like, and the mere fact of someone else thinking they owned it was no consideration at all. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />  Cannot be played in any G-rated game as every third word out of his mouth starts with F and rhymes with luck, of which he had his share.3rd Edition:Appppil, Part-Elf Illusionist.  Reincarnation of Skyboot only with lower Wisdom...lower everything else, too, come to think of it...who in her first adventure introduced herself to a new NPC joining the party by slapping him upside the head (natural 20 on roll) because he had just interrupted a spell she was casting.  *Nobody* interrupted her spells.  The fun with her, other than the ongoing trail of chaos she left behind her, was watching her just keep chugging along while far better (stats-wise) characters fell by the wayside; to the point where she was the party's senior character some 15 adventures in...before she was killed for good by a non-chaos-appreciating fellow party member...I mean, really; all she did was fireball the enemy (Rod of Wonder) and hit most of the party at the same time... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Lanefan</blockquote>

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