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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7304601" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p>"Well, we have to ... we have to ... you have to ... *sob* ... we just have to ...."</p><p></p><p>"You haven't got a plan, have you?"</p><p></p><p>"No! Yes! No! They said I had to Gather A Party Before Venturing Forth and then I would get levels and be just like my brothers and it's so difficult and it's all gone wrong and I hate you! I hate you all!"</p><p></p><p>Herewulf was vaguely aware that he was supposed to do something in situations like this so he patted her reassuringly with his pseudopod while making inarticulate soothing noises (inarticulate, because all his teeth had just dissolved). He looked over Jeli's shoulder at the others and rolled his eye meaningfully. He wondered if being the only <em>Gelatinous Paladin</em> in history was going to be a good thing or a bad thing?</p><p></p><p>Nord looked at Od and Od looked at Nord and they decided something. The gelatinous cube, which was slowly pursuing them along the tunnel, was confused by the vibrations of Od's flute, hesitated, and was blown asunder by a lightning strike from Nord. "That be fun," commented Nord "But that be Oi out o' spells fer today. It be rapier work from now on."</p><p></p><p>With Od leading the way with rapier drawn, they advanced slowly down the tunnel. Herewulf collected his shield and a bag of gems as they went past the remains of the cube. He felt a twinge of remorse for his erstwhile gelatinous kin but it quickly passed. He wondered if there was any significance in Jeli being called Jeli and him being gelatinous but he decided it was probably coincidence. Probably. But the gods liked their jokes sometimes.</p><p></p><p>The tunnel led to a T junction. "Left or Right?" wondered Od. "Left," he decided on a whim. There was a strange "pah!" sound from another dimension as he announced this, as if the gods had expected them to go right and were slightly annoyed. He dismissed the thought. That way lay madness.</p><p></p><p>There was a door. And the door said ...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7304601, member: 6777052"] "Well, we have to ... we have to ... you have to ... *sob* ... we just have to ...." "You haven't got a plan, have you?" "No! Yes! No! They said I had to Gather A Party Before Venturing Forth and then I would get levels and be just like my brothers and it's so difficult and it's all gone wrong and I hate you! I hate you all!" Herewulf was vaguely aware that he was supposed to do something in situations like this so he patted her reassuringly with his pseudopod while making inarticulate soothing noises (inarticulate, because all his teeth had just dissolved). He looked over Jeli's shoulder at the others and rolled his eye meaningfully. He wondered if being the only [I]Gelatinous Paladin[/I] in history was going to be a good thing or a bad thing? Nord looked at Od and Od looked at Nord and they decided something. The gelatinous cube, which was slowly pursuing them along the tunnel, was confused by the vibrations of Od's flute, hesitated, and was blown asunder by a lightning strike from Nord. "That be fun," commented Nord "But that be Oi out o' spells fer today. It be rapier work from now on." With Od leading the way with rapier drawn, they advanced slowly down the tunnel. Herewulf collected his shield and a bag of gems as they went past the remains of the cube. He felt a twinge of remorse for his erstwhile gelatinous kin but it quickly passed. He wondered if there was any significance in Jeli being called Jeli and him being gelatinous but he decided it was probably coincidence. Probably. But the gods liked their jokes sometimes. The tunnel led to a T junction. "Left or Right?" wondered Od. "Left," he decided on a whim. There was a strange "pah!" sound from another dimension as he announced this, as if the gods had expected them to go right and were slightly annoyed. He dismissed the thought. That way lay madness. There was a door. And the door said ... [/QUOTE]
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