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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7305140" data-attributes="member: 6801229">"No need," responded Jeli, "There's a secret door. I'll just see if I can get it open ..."She wedged her beautifully expensive rapier into the tiny gap around a door that stated SECRET DOOR - DO NOT FIND. She pried and pried until a tiny "tink" sound could be heard. At which point Jeli dropped to the floor crying. Nord, sensing a psychic attack began to produce sparks from his hands."Schtwand Dwown Nword, Schtwand Dwown" Herewulf whispered calmly. He glided over to Jeli, knelt close next to her and cast mending on the exquisit and priceless blade. He next looked up to the ceiling for some reason and asked "Dwee Em? Ish eet the necksht dway yet? I would wheelee like to take anover dwink and hopefully get wid of this ridicshulous voishe. Dwee Em?""No!" Stated a high pitched and very angry voice. "and things are going to change around here. Where are all the girls?"All adventurers looked to each other in horror. The DM had been replaced by their eight year old daughter."Oh no!""You're avin' a giraffe""Why don't we just pull every card from the deck of many things. It would be safer!" "Fwukh.....a....Dwukh.....</blockquote>