NOW LIVE! Today's the day you meet your new best friend. You don’t have to leave Wolfy behind... In 'Pets & Sidekicks' your companions level up with you!

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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7316709" data-attributes="member: 6777052">and began to slowly sink...... The gnomes gnew what to gdo and they all bustled onto their own boat, which if you recall was lodged forrard of the mizzen mast. "Status, mister mate!" cried Skipper. "Sep minus 20 seconds and holding. All systems nominal," came the anachronistic reply. The mate had been watching the Apolla movie on gnomerama. The skipper caught the mood, sat in a swivel chair and commanded "All keyboards to manual, mister Zulu! All screens to visual!"Nord tutted. Only a clay gnome would play star trek captains in a shipwreck. He threw Hereward a rope because the paladin, being in heavy armour, was not well equipped to float free if the ship foundered, which it seemed to be trying very hard to do.And what of Od? He decided it was finally time to be heroic and was standing bolt upright on the prow of the ship, striking a noble pose and playing sea shanties on his flute. The notes floated across the foamy brine and reached the <s>ears</s> attention of Penelope, who stopped thrashing for a moment to listen. "Dum, dum, diddle-um dum," she hummed inwardly, forgetting that her telepathy was still set to 'transmit'.DUM DUM DIDDLE-UM DUMThe gnomes looked at each other in alarm. Someone had just uttered the gnomish words of power, as spoken by  Goldrim Glittertoes when he shaped the world out of sacred clay and breathed life into the darkness. "So this is the end of the world?" asked the Bosun, "Funny I thought it would end with a rainbow."The waves having subsided and the surfing being less exuberant, Jeli shape-shifted back from her porpoise form and climbed back aboard, which wasn't difficult because the deck of the Phase Rider was pretty much at water level anyway. She made her way to the boat to rejoin Nord and Herewulf. "Don't just stand there!" she commanded, "Break out the barrels of wine and pour them into the sea. And if you've got any roses and boxes of chocolates, throw those in too. Can't you see the kraken is a lady?"But ...</blockquote>

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