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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7335483" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p>"I........I took......Mage Hand.... <span style="font-size: 9px">flower arranging</span>.</p><p></p><p>"?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, there was this girl I was keen on, see? She acted like she barely knew I existed but I knew she went to flower-arranging classes every Wednesday, so I thought ..."</p><p></p><p>"Did it work?"</p><p></p><p>"No, but I got top marks for my spray of roses. I tied the fern leaves with ..."</p><p></p><p>There was a shuffling of feet and the other gnomes suddenly found urgent jobs they had to do in some other part of the ship.</p><p></p><p>Meanwhile, on the beach, seeing that nothing was apparently happening and their lights were not being noticed, our adventurers had to think of some other plan. "Looks like someone does have to swim out after all," ventured Herewulf, carefully not looking at Od. "I would go, but this plate armour is not terribly floaty."</p><p></p><p>"Don't look at me," mumbled Snappy, "I don't do salt water."</p><p></p><p>"Turn your backs a minute," called Xena, "I'm going to change."</p><p></p><p>"You need to change your dress, at a time like this?"</p><p></p><p>"No, silly, I'm going to change into a mermaid. Don't look, it's rude."</p><p></p><p>"Ooh, let's all go with you!" shrieked the other girls. "Let's all go skinny-dipping in the moonlight!"</p><p></p><p>After a little more prompting, the three men politely turned their backs. However, with a little adjustment Herewulf found that if he nonchalently held his shield just <em>so</em> and his helmet just <em>so</em> they worked a bit like a mirror and he could peep round and see ...</p><p></p><p>... the other two mummers quietly creeping down through the trees and back to the beach. They were amused to see that most of their audience were now desporting in the waves, tossing Snappy's football around and generally having a good time instead of swimming out to the ship like they were supposed to. The actor in doublet and hose, the really evil one, cackled an evil cackle as he ...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7335483, member: 6777052"] "I........I took......Mage Hand.... [size=1]flower arranging[/size]. "?" "Well, there was this girl I was keen on, see? She acted like she barely knew I existed but I knew she went to flower-arranging classes every Wednesday, so I thought ..." "Did it work?" "No, but I got top marks for my spray of roses. I tied the fern leaves with ..." There was a shuffling of feet and the other gnomes suddenly found urgent jobs they had to do in some other part of the ship. Meanwhile, on the beach, seeing that nothing was apparently happening and their lights were not being noticed, our adventurers had to think of some other plan. "Looks like someone does have to swim out after all," ventured Herewulf, carefully not looking at Od. "I would go, but this plate armour is not terribly floaty." "Don't look at me," mumbled Snappy, "I don't do salt water." "Turn your backs a minute," called Xena, "I'm going to change." "You need to change your dress, at a time like this?" "No, silly, I'm going to change into a mermaid. Don't look, it's rude." "Ooh, let's all go with you!" shrieked the other girls. "Let's all go skinny-dipping in the moonlight!" After a little more prompting, the three men politely turned their backs. However, with a little adjustment Herewulf found that if he nonchalently held his shield just [i]so[/i] and his helmet just [i]so[/i] they worked a bit like a mirror and he could peep round and see ... ... the other two mummers quietly creeping down through the trees and back to the beach. They were amused to see that most of their audience were now desporting in the waves, tossing Snappy's football around and generally having a good time instead of swimming out to the ship like they were supposed to. The actor in doublet and hose, the really evil one, cackled an evil cackle as he ... [/QUOTE]
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