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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7374957" data-attributes="member: 6801229">And that was another thing……Why did Tara (the Tarrasque) look at him in that way with her seemingly always intelligent eyes? He wondered……He was looking at her again. Squinting in such a way that asked are you more intelligent than you look? Well duh! Of course she was. Not only was she Tara ‘the’ Tarrasque, but she was also the forbidden lovechild of Penelope ‘the’ Kraken and Shillelagh ‘the’ Unpronounceable. Of the ‘the’ family. This wizard Nam-Draz’il certainly was a backward Lizard-man. To say how intelligent he was, he was also clueless. Every morning he would fill his brandy bottle, every night she would drink it dry and prey and pay homage to the entity known as Mollusc ‘the’ Devourer. Grand-daddy? She should give up the brandy really. It made her aggressive and grouchy and go on the occasional rampage. There she would oft be met by 3-7 15th+ level PC’s who would kill (tickle) her to Death (Sleep) whereby the game would be down a set of high level adventurers and Tara would collect protection money from evil CR 20+ entities. This money would be spent on Brandy until it had dried up at which point Tara ‘the’ Tarrasque would steal again from Nam-Draz’il’s private Brandy stash. It was a circular story. A loop within a loop.  Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel. Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel etc. Everything had a beginning and an end, but by happenchance, occasionally, they were the same thing. There was a lot on Tara’s mind. The knowledge weighed heavy. And there was so very much knowledge. The load was so immense that it weighed the Tarrasque down with a deep, deep burden. So heavy was this burden that the world dented with her every foot-fall. She took silent and bided her time.Jeli inspected the table for etiquette and piped up. “Three things you should know………..“1….the smoked cheeses should be kept away from the oily fish…”“2…All Dukes should sit next to an earl’s second daughter… and most importantly…”“3…M</blockquote>

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