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The New Adventures of Meepo (Updated 6/25/05)
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<blockquote data-quote="Americano" data-source="post: 1683440" data-attributes="member: 17535"><p><strong>Raising Meepo, or You Can't Keep a Good Kobold Down</strong></p><p></p><p>Elf shoots Meepo with arrow hurts very much then Meepo dies. Very strange to dies. Meepo no remember much about be dead. Fuzzy. Essept no feel arrow in chest when dead. Meepo feels something pulls Meepo in head. Meepo no know what be but Meepo somehow thinks friends calls him. Wakes up in tempel. Friends made Meepo no be dead. Meepo no know how can thank friends for make no be dead. Meepo no be ready to die. Meepo want do more afore dies. Meepo wonder how many sleeps be dead. Meepo no can tell. Be in big big city. Many many peoples in city. Meepo no ever see so many peoples. Maybe some peoples make nice to Meepo.</p><p></p><p>Friends tell Meepo about Ghost Horseman and town. Friends find dead elfs bones. Finds lake by Red Horse Hill. Horseman walks to lake sinks. Finds Horseman bones. Horseman no be evil. Peoples in town kills elfs and Horseman. People in town be evil. Gos back to town fights Sword Lady and Old Magic Man and Cukoo and towns peoples. Meepo knows Cukoo no make nice. Then rides to make Meepo no dead.</p><p></p><p>Meepo needs go shopping. Meepo want get magic lute that make big fireballs but no find. Inn friends stay at has place for bards sing. Meepo sings for peoples. Some peoples like Meepo gives copers. Some peoples no like Meepo. Gnome no make nice to Meepo throw old fruit. Fruit hits Meepo during song about Meepo fights goblins and Meepo forget words. Meepo make up song about gnomes mate and pony and sing. Song very funny but gnome no think funny. Gnome try fights Meepo but Inn Man makes gnome leavs.</p><p></p><p>Meepo writes pirate story.</p><p></p><p>There be seaman meets pirate in tavern. Seaman and pirate talks abouts exciting adventures at sea. Seaman sees pirate has peg leg and hook hand and eye patch.</p><p></p><p>Seaman say how you get peg leg?</p><p></p><p>Pirate says We be at sea in big storm. Me gets thrown overboard into water with many sharks. Just as be pulled out shark bites leg off.</p><p></p><p>Seaman says wow! How you get hook?</p><p></p><p>Pirate says We be boarding enemmy ship and fights many sailors with swords. One sailor cuts off hand with sword.</p><p></p><p>Seaman says Incredibble! How you get eye patch?</p><p></p><p>Pirate say a Seagull dropping fell in eye.</p><p></p><p>Seaman no can believe say you lost your eye to seagull dropping?</p><p></p><p>Pirate say Well it be me first day with hook.</p><p></p><p>--</p><p><a href="http://www.todd.com/dnd/MEEPO_JOURNAL_pg16-17.pdf" target="_blank">Download the pdf</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Americano, post: 1683440, member: 17535"] [b]Raising Meepo, or You Can't Keep a Good Kobold Down[/b] Elf shoots Meepo with arrow hurts very much then Meepo dies. Very strange to dies. Meepo no remember much about be dead. Fuzzy. Essept no feel arrow in chest when dead. Meepo feels something pulls Meepo in head. Meepo no know what be but Meepo somehow thinks friends calls him. Wakes up in tempel. Friends made Meepo no be dead. Meepo no know how can thank friends for make no be dead. Meepo no be ready to die. Meepo want do more afore dies. Meepo wonder how many sleeps be dead. Meepo no can tell. Be in big big city. Many many peoples in city. Meepo no ever see so many peoples. Maybe some peoples make nice to Meepo. Friends tell Meepo about Ghost Horseman and town. Friends find dead elfs bones. Finds lake by Red Horse Hill. Horseman walks to lake sinks. Finds Horseman bones. Horseman no be evil. Peoples in town kills elfs and Horseman. People in town be evil. Gos back to town fights Sword Lady and Old Magic Man and Cukoo and towns peoples. Meepo knows Cukoo no make nice. Then rides to make Meepo no dead. Meepo needs go shopping. Meepo want get magic lute that make big fireballs but no find. Inn friends stay at has place for bards sing. Meepo sings for peoples. Some peoples like Meepo gives copers. Some peoples no like Meepo. Gnome no make nice to Meepo throw old fruit. Fruit hits Meepo during song about Meepo fights goblins and Meepo forget words. Meepo make up song about gnomes mate and pony and sing. Song very funny but gnome no think funny. Gnome try fights Meepo but Inn Man makes gnome leavs. Meepo writes pirate story. There be seaman meets pirate in tavern. Seaman and pirate talks abouts exciting adventures at sea. Seaman sees pirate has peg leg and hook hand and eye patch. Seaman say how you get peg leg? Pirate says We be at sea in big storm. Me gets thrown overboard into water with many sharks. Just as be pulled out shark bites leg off. Seaman says wow! How you get hook? Pirate says We be boarding enemmy ship and fights many sailors with swords. One sailor cuts off hand with sword. Seaman says Incredibble! How you get eye patch? Pirate say a Seagull dropping fell in eye. Seaman no can believe say you lost your eye to seagull dropping? Pirate say Well it be me first day with hook. -- [URL=http://www.todd.com/dnd/MEEPO_JOURNAL_pg16-17.pdf]Download the pdf[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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