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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Americano" data-source="post: 1938082" data-attributes="member: 17535">Heart of Nightfang Spire, session 2Meepo reeds big book about magics. Meepo need learns more about so Meepo can dos more. Meepo no undersand book much. Meepo no know about stuffs like some bards. Meepo want get familar but bards no can. Meepo think no be fair. Meepo want get big dragon familar. Meepo dragon familar eat who no make nice to Meepo. Sometimes Meepo feel be like dragon. Meepo like be like dragon. Maybe Meepo miss Calcryx.Meepo practice sings. Meepo good at play mandolin but no be good at sings. Peoples throw things at Meepo when sings. Magic Elf says we gos back to fight vampire Yusdrayl now. Meepo ascared of vampire Yusdrayl. Meepo no like blood drinked.Gos back and fights kobold vampires. Meepo sad cuz one bes Purziz. Purziz make nice to Meepo. Kills then Yusdrayl and more kobolds comes. After kills turns to smoke then bes in stone beds. Cuts off heads so be dead dead. Yusdrayl no be in stone beds. Finds dead gnome in room. Dead gnome bes gnome friends finds in cage in old home. Friends talk about heal gnome then cut gnome head off. Meepo no know why. Finds room with black floating things and big dog. Black floating things killed and dog. Finds room with black goop on floor. Black goop looks scary. Gos down stairs.Finds room with dragon on wall. Very pretty big dragon picure. Finds room with many many little parts and carved things. Friends open up carved things finds stuffs. Opens one finds mummy. Mummy scares Meepo. Meepo no moves. Big Orc no move. Mummy hits Big Orc makes sick. Magic Elf and Big Orc tellyport away. Meepo want tellyport too  but no can. Meepo plays mandolin. Fights and fights mummy. Mummy make Pretty Elf Lady sick. Man-elf hits mummy and mummy tellyports aways. Meepo no know how. Magic Elf and Big Orc tellyport back heals Pretty ELf Lady. Gos to room with door for sleeps. Meepo write more when happens.Meepo be very very sad. Meepo cry much. Meepo chest hurt. Meepo heart dies? Calcryx be dead. Finds Calcryx body in room. Meepo cry til Meepo eyes run out. Someone stick spears in Calcryx stick in wall. Meepo love Calcryx even when Calcryx no make nice. Meepo feed Calcryx and talk. Some times Meepo play with Calcryx in cage. Calcryx plays at bite Meepo and skratch Meepo. Hurts Meepo but no care cause Meepo love Calcryx. Meepo very improtent in clan cause be keeper of dragon. Only Yusdrayl more. All clan resepct Meepo. Meepo fertilize many eggs cause Meepo be Keeper of dragons. Meepo miss fertilize eggs. Meepo be good keeper of dragon. Meepo no care bout cold like most kobold. Keep dragon Sekrit be no let dragon breaths ice on. Freezes hurts. One time Calcryx ices goblin who sneeks by cage. Goblin freezes and falls and brakes. Meepo picks up goblin peeces and eats. Froze goblin very tasty. Sekrit also be feeds dragon lots so dragon no bes hungry. Also gives dragon shiny tresures for have in cage. Dragon make nice if haves foods and shiny tresures.All clan like Meepo almosts. Graddo no make nice to Meepo. Graddo come steal Meepo food once. Calcryx breath ice on Graddo. Graddo no wake up for five sleeps. Very funny watch Graddo froze. Meepo and Yip and Ozz use froze Graddo for piss on.Meepo writes small Calcryx storys. Calcryx eats rats Meepo catch. Not big rats like Guthash. Small rats. One time Meepo go finds rats in Underdark. Meepo find dead goblin in pretty cloths. Meepo thinks feed goblin to Calcryx. Calcryx like eats goblin especly eyes. Meepo give goblin cloths to pretty kobold she Yisska.Meepo keeps Calcryx in cage. Calcryx like play with Meepo but if Calcryx no in cage hurts when bites and skratch. One time Calcryx almosts kills Meepo when bites. Meepo happy clan heeler be in close room or Meepo dies. Play when in cage be ok cause Meepo can get away cause bars block. One time Calcryx get out of cage and kill Yip afore Meepo stops. Calcryx eats Yip while Meepo puts back in cage. Yip mother mad at Meepo cause Yip body be chewed.Calcryx gone. Meepo no there to save. Meepo shoulds take Calcryx with on adventures. Meepo no writes more crys now. Meepo crys for ever now.--<a href="http://www.todd.com/dnd/MEEPO_JOURNAL_pg24-26.pdf" target="_blank">Download the PDF</a>A bit of translation: The first two paragraphs are Meepo taking ranks in Knowledge (arcana) and Perform (sing) to angle toward a prestige class. The body of the gnome found by the party is poor Erky Timbers, who they met for the first time in The Sunless Citadel. Erky could have been saved by the group had they continued on when they were in the Spire the first time, but by retreating they left him to the unseemly fate of being drained by kobold vampires. This did lead to the classic line from one of my PCs, "We could have him resurrected. No, let's cut off his head." Calcryx, Meepo's charge from the Sunless Citadel, was the unfortunate victim of a revived Gulthias. Poor Meepo may never recover.</blockquote>

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