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<blockquote data-quote="Aeolius" data-source="post: 765863" data-attributes="member: 2072"><p><strong>Re: Dog Men</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>In the spirit of how we massacred the gnome...</p><p></p><p>what do you call a half-elemental (air) kobold? a blowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a half-elemental (water) kobold? a flowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call an arctic kobold? a snowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold with wings? a crowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a yeast golem fashioned in the shape of a kobold? a doughbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold with the ability to enlarge? a growbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold with the ability to reduce? a lowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold who's not in a hurry? a slowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a bioluminescent kobold? a glowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold with a high INT? a knowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call an invisible kobold? a nobold</p><p></p><p>what do you call him when he reappears? a showbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold with oars? a rowbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call an artificial kobold? a fauxbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold on a string? a yoyobold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold with a needle and thread? a sewbold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a kobold with big feet? a toebold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a despairing kobold? a woebold </p><p></p><p>what do you call a professional kobold? a probold</p><p></p><p>what do you call an equal exchange of kobolds? quid pro quobold</p><p></p><p>what do you call a dead kobold? john doebold</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aeolius, post: 765863, member: 2072"] [b]Re: Dog Men[/b] In the spirit of how we massacred the gnome... what do you call a half-elemental (air) kobold? a blowbold what do you call a half-elemental (water) kobold? a flowbold what do you call an arctic kobold? a snowbold what do you call a kobold with wings? a crowbold what do you call a yeast golem fashioned in the shape of a kobold? a doughbold what do you call a kobold with the ability to enlarge? a growbold what do you call a kobold with the ability to reduce? a lowbold what do you call a kobold who's not in a hurry? a slowbold what do you call a bioluminescent kobold? a glowbold what do you call a kobold with a high INT? a knowbold what do you call an invisible kobold? a nobold what do you call him when he reappears? a showbold what do you call a kobold with oars? a rowbold what do you call an artificial kobold? a fauxbold what do you call a kobold on a string? a yoyobold what do you call a kobold with a needle and thread? a sewbold what do you call a kobold with big feet? a toebold what do you call a despairing kobold? a woebold what do you call a professional kobold? a probold what do you call an equal exchange of kobolds? quid pro quobold what do you call a dead kobold? john doebold [/QUOTE]
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