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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Keefe the Thief" data-source="post: 8497013" data-attributes="member: 49552">Wow, 18 pages of thread, and here I am replying to the first one. Whew. Should I?Well, where are the centaur schlongs? Ogre balls? Ettin junk? Oh, sorry, girl monsters are supposed to show tits to increase our sense of verisimilitude, but lets not get further.Yeah, the adventurers in many books sure look tough and realistic: a white sausagefest on the road. Now and then we have a girl to help us fill the quota.[ATTACH=full]149041[/ATTACH]Yeah, attack the monster. Distract it! Show it that leg! Sad you forgot your bra when we had to quickly break camp, but stuff like that happens.Of course, for Dragonlance, this was turned into an art form. Rough adventurers all, and the girls are experts at showing glistening thighs and perfectly styled Farah Fawcett hair. If they are not slave girls, of course, then all bets are off.[ATTACH=full]149042[/ATTACH]Play "where is Goldmoon" on this pic. Don't worry, it's not hard, Caldwell added some extra glisten this time.But I like Caldwell. He was creative.[ATTACH=full]149044[/ATTACH]A gargoyle head spewing gems on string from your crotch. Masterclass of understated design!Ha, I wonder what the official D&D artbook wants to tell us.[ATTACH=full]149045[/ATTACH]Oh.I am old. Old D&D art was often sexist trash. It was good, 80s sexist trash, perfect to catch and keep adolescent boys. Yes, there are exceptions. Warrior princesses, maybe someone hid a token black character somewhere in the background.But mostly its all Alias: men thinking drawing tits on a warrior woman is female empowerment. Stuff that worked 40 years ago, but thank god it wouldn't work today.</blockquote>

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