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<blockquote data-quote="CleverNickName" data-source="post: 5402563" data-attributes="member: 50987"><p>Let's see...how can I steer this away from definitions and back to teh funnay? Think, Trav, think...</p><p></p><p>...I know! MOAR FUNNAY!!</p><p></p><p><strong><u>THE RAILROAD TEST II</u></strong></p><p>(with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>If the most important character in the campaign is an NPC...</p><p></p><p>If the party has been traveling in circles for six months and everyone is bored except your DM...</p><p></p><p>If the DM ever feels the urge to say "If you would just listen to my suggestions..."</p><p></p><p>If the DM spends more time talking to his laptop screen than to the players...</p><p></p><p>If another player asks "Why did we come here?" and you have to defer the question to the DM...</p><p></p><p>If all of your players cancel and you still don't feel the need to reschedule the game...</p><p></p><p>If your character's choice of action has ever been announced by someone other than yourself...</p><p></p><p>If Bloodbeard the Savage suddenly finds himself caring about a stolen kitten...</p><p></p><p>If the DM handwaves a hundred-mile overland journey through the Haunted Forest of Caves and Giant Spiders just so you can hurry up and talk to some guy about his crops...</p><p></p><p></p><p>...you might be railroading.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CleverNickName, post: 5402563, member: 50987"] Let's see...how can I steer this away from definitions and back to teh funnay? Think, Trav, think... ...I know! MOAR FUNNAY!! [B][U]THE RAILROAD TEST II[/U][/B] (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the most important character in the campaign is an NPC... If the party has been traveling in circles for six months and everyone is bored except your DM... If the DM ever feels the urge to say "If you would just listen to my suggestions..." If the DM spends more time talking to his laptop screen than to the players... If another player asks "Why did we come here?" and you have to defer the question to the DM... If all of your players cancel and you still don't feel the need to reschedule the game... If your character's choice of action has ever been announced by someone other than yourself... If Bloodbeard the Savage suddenly finds himself caring about a stolen kitten... If the DM handwaves a hundred-mile overland journey through the Haunted Forest of Caves and Giant Spiders just so you can hurry up and talk to some guy about his crops... ...you might be railroading. [/QUOTE]
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