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<blockquote data-quote="Nisarg" data-source="post: 1661996" data-attributes="member: 19893">I'm surprised more people don't appreciate this kind of humour. I personally loved it.I mean, c'mon.. &quot;No longer able to market himself as a full-time hormone replacement, E. Gary Gygax was forced to open the first Gaming Store.&quot;?&quot;During this time, Gygax concentrated on various other projects, among them the disastrous Frantabulous Zeppelin Flight to the Moon.&quot;?&quot;As per the contract, Lorraine Williams returned to the Abyss after her period of 1313 days in office&quot;??&quot;Marc Rein·Hagan had tapped a previously unknown market — depressed teenagers with high disposable incomes&quot;&quot;After her hasty departure to the Underworld, former TSR CEO Lorraine Williams's financial advisers negotiated the sale of TSR for the price of 10 magic beans. Behind the negotiations was Adkinson, riding high on his incredible sales record and legally prescribed Morphine. TSR officially became a subsidiary of WotC in 1997,Adkinson's first change was to remove William's throne of skulls. More drastic changes were to come. Adkinson raised the necessary production staff, and put them to work cleaning out the offices. The questionable ethics of zombification were overlooked as an alternative to cheap foreign labour, despite warnings from his spooky foreign groundskeeper and the warnings covering the Book of the Dead.&quot;?????Surrealistic humour at its best. Way way better than the &quot;look at us aren't we geeky&quot; KoTD-school of what lamentably passes for &quot;gamer humour&quot;.Nisarg</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Nisarg, post: 1661996, member: 19893"] I'm surprised more people don't appreciate this kind of humour. I personally loved it. I mean, c'mon.. "No longer able to market himself as a full-time hormone replacement, E. Gary Gygax was forced to open the first Gaming Store."? "During this time, Gygax concentrated on various other projects, among them the disastrous Frantabulous Zeppelin Flight to the Moon."? "As per the contract, Lorraine Williams returned to the Abyss after her period of 1313 days in office"?? "Marc Rein·Hagan had tapped a previously unknown market — depressed teenagers with high disposable incomes" "After her hasty departure to the Underworld, former TSR CEO Lorraine Williams's financial advisers negotiated the sale of TSR for the price of 10 magic beans. Behind the negotiations was Adkinson, riding high on his incredible sales record and legally prescribed Morphine. TSR officially became a subsidiary of WotC in 1997, Adkinson's first change was to remove William's throne of skulls. More drastic changes were to come. Adkinson raised the necessary production staff, and put them to work cleaning out the offices. The questionable ethics of zombification were overlooked as an alternative to cheap foreign labour, despite warnings from his spooky foreign groundskeeper and the warnings covering the Book of the Dead."????? Surrealistic humour at its best. Way way better than the "look at us aren't we geeky" KoTD-school of what lamentably passes for "gamer humour". Nisarg [/QUOTE]

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