The Second Annual March Movie Monster Madness: Trumpy

[DonaldRumsfeldsTofu]

I can't wait.

Did MST3K ever do any Godzilla movies? They might have done some of the more obscure ones during the second or third season, but I can't remember.

 

[demiurge1138]

During the second season, they did Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster (Ebirah, the god-shrimp) and the anti-classic Godzilla vs. Megalon. So the classic kaiju (I'm not including in this really big American monsters, such as the Amazing Colossal Man or the Deadly Mantis) in the document will be:
Godzilla (a sillier, radiation-free version of my current one)
Gamera (again, a different one than the one on these boards)
Ebirah (the aforementioned godshrimp)
Gaos (again, a different creature than the darker, modern version)
Barugon (rainbow ray-shooting, freeze-tounging giant lizard)
Gigan (the cycloptic cyborb with a buzzsaw in its gut)
Jet Jaguar (a standard Ultraman ripoff)
Guiron (the Ginsu-knife kaiju)
Zigra ("On Earth, they live on land and eat what lives in the sea. On Planet Zigra, we live in the sea and eat what lives on land!")
and Megalon (It's a cockroach with drills for hands and a lightning-shooting horn that spits fire bombs. Makes sense to me.)

Demiurge out.

 

[DonaldRumsfeldsTofu]

For the record, Gigan and Megalon themselves are kickass monsters, despite the movie they're in sucking total arse.

If I were you, I'd include all of your wonderful kaiju that you've made so far in the book, even though they were never technically covered by MST3K. Just a thought.

 

[demiurge1138]

Personally, I think that the kaiju would probably be a netbook all to themselves. And I haven't done one for months. Le sigh.

Demiurge out.

 

[DonaldRumsfeldsTofu]

Le Sigh indeed. We'll force you to do some new ones eventually.