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<blockquote data-quote="stonegod" data-source="post: 3026182" data-attributes="member: 36973">Something Fishy at the Drunk Duck!The half-orc tries to comfort the hysterical woman as best as he can before her father comes in. This mostly consists of him saying things like &quot;Its okay. Fishy not kill. Much more likely to be crushed by sudden collapse of structural integrity of boaty boat.&quot; His tone if since, at least. Unfortunately, this does not seem to help the girl much. Fortunately, she doesn't seem to hear the half-orc. Probably for the best.~~~When the Big Owner Man comes in and mentions food, there is a loud *RUUMBLE* from Tondrek's stomach. He looks embarrased a moment, and says. &quot;sorry. But I hungy and like to eat. Thank you much.&quot; Then looking at the collapsed chef, he adds, &quot;Need construct cook. Never break. Rarely. Unless element break free, run amok, and destroy all humans. And half-orcs. And dwarfs. And...&quot; Luckily, he trails off, continuing the list more silently to himself.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="stonegod, post: 3026182, member: 36973"] [b]Something Fishy at the Drunk Duck![/b] The half-orc tries to comfort the hysterical woman as best as he can before her father comes in. This mostly consists of him saying things like [COLOR=RoyalBlue]"Its okay. Fishy not kill. Much more likely to be crushed by sudden collapse of structural integrity of boaty boat."[/COLOR] His tone if since, at least. Unfortunately, this does not seem to help the girl much. Fortunately, she doesn't seem to hear the half-orc. Probably for the best. ~~~ When the Big Owner Man comes in and mentions food, there is a loud *RUUMBLE* from Tondrek's stomach. He looks embarrased a moment, and says. [COLOR=RoyalBlue]"sorry. But I hungy and like to eat. Thank you much."[/COLOR] Then looking at the collapsed chef, he adds, [COLOR=RoyalBlue]"Need construct cook. Never break. Rarely. Unless element break free, run amok, and destroy all humans. And half-orcs. And dwarfs. And..."[/COLOR] Luckily, he trails off, continuing the list more silently to himself. [/QUOTE]

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