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<blockquote data-quote="Wik" data-source="post: 5470423" data-attributes="member: 40177"><p>You charge down the stairs, screaming your name. In so doing, you wake up the troglodytes at the foot of the stairs, and they murder you and then chase down your friends who remained at the top of the stairs, murdering them as well.</p><p></p><p>You then get a book deal and start making money on the speech circuit. Gamers everywhere facepalm.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>There is no immediate traffic in the area, although you do pick up some strange traces of slime on a few cobblestones. It smells particularly bad, and you wrinkle your nose in disgust. There is a door that you could close, blocking the stairway from the hallway.</p><p></p><p>Your scout proceeds to the bottom and looks around. He finds himself in a long hallway that turns into a "T" intersection thirty feet away. To the left, he hears the sound of grunting and bones being broken, followed by a sucking sound. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>You do so. While setting up the trap door and picking up chickens, other adventurers loot the entire first floor. After doing so, they discover a sizable treasure cache and rescue the mayor's daughter, and are hailed as heroes. </p><p></p><p>Rumours begin to spread about your unsavoury affairs involving chickens. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>You disbelieve the illusion, and discover that instead of stairs that go down from level 1 to level 2, they are in FACT actually stairs that go up from level 2 to level 1!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wik, post: 5470423, member: 40177"] You charge down the stairs, screaming your name. In so doing, you wake up the troglodytes at the foot of the stairs, and they murder you and then chase down your friends who remained at the top of the stairs, murdering them as well. You then get a book deal and start making money on the speech circuit. Gamers everywhere facepalm. There is no immediate traffic in the area, although you do pick up some strange traces of slime on a few cobblestones. It smells particularly bad, and you wrinkle your nose in disgust. There is a door that you could close, blocking the stairway from the hallway. Your scout proceeds to the bottom and looks around. He finds himself in a long hallway that turns into a "T" intersection thirty feet away. To the left, he hears the sound of grunting and bones being broken, followed by a sucking sound. You do so. While setting up the trap door and picking up chickens, other adventurers loot the entire first floor. After doing so, they discover a sizable treasure cache and rescue the mayor's daughter, and are hailed as heroes. Rumours begin to spread about your unsavoury affairs involving chickens. You disbelieve the illusion, and discover that instead of stairs that go down from level 1 to level 2, they are in FACT actually stairs that go up from level 2 to level 1! [/QUOTE]
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