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<blockquote data-quote="Stormonu" data-source="post: 6003158" data-attributes="member: 52734">1. Works until your rep for losing peasants in battles become known.&nbsp; Then one morning you never wake up and the peasants go on a spending spree from the coinage they've looted from your cold corpse.&nbsp; If your lucky, maybe the DM will let you play one of the peasants.2.&nbsp; Parrot has to fly, which requires a minimum forward speed, so it can't remain adjacent.&nbsp; Parrot on the shoulder can't reach the enemy, so it doesn't count as adjacent.3. No, stapling the parrot will always make it hostile.&nbsp; And now its permanetly attached to you, so it doesn't need to make an attack roll to hit you.&nbsp; You thought the cat vs. commoner was bad?&nbsp; Your about to discovery the agony of pirate parrot vs. thug.This is the kind of stuff that sometimes makes me want to kill my players and become a hermit just reading fantasy books and not playing an RPG <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue&nbsp; &nbsp; :p"&nbsp; data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Stormonu, post: 6003158, member: 52734"] 1. Works until your rep for losing peasants in battles become known. Then one morning you never wake up and the peasants go on a spending spree from the coinage they've looted from your cold corpse. If your lucky, maybe the DM will let you play one of the peasants. 2. Parrot has to fly, which requires a minimum forward speed, so it can't remain adjacent. Parrot on the shoulder can't reach the enemy, so it doesn't count as adjacent. 3. No, stapling the parrot will always make it hostile. And now its permanetly attached to you, so it doesn't need to make an attack roll to hit you. You thought the cat vs. commoner was bad? Your about to discovery the agony of pirate parrot vs. thug. This is the kind of stuff that sometimes makes me want to kill my players and become a hermit just reading fantasy books and not playing an RPG :p [/QUOTE]

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