The Sylvatic Erudians (Kalamar)

2.2
“Stinking Elves,” muttered the man in charge, “Shoulda’ known they was tied up in this somehow.”

“But we are good,” Bare began protesting as the humans moved in to bind him and Hullifan. Nearbye the other humans were working to tie up the whispering, muttering lunatic who had snuck into the graveyard with his shovel and pick in an apaprent attempt to dig somebody up.

“Shut yer mouth,” snapped one of the men to Bare, “and keep it shut.”

“Surrender peacefully,” yelled the one in charge, the local sheriff, apparently taking any protest by the elves as attempts to escape, “Kill them men if they try to escape.”

Escape seemed unlikely to Bare and Hullifan as they eyed the many loaded crossbows in the hands of the humans arresting them. Even considering the fact that it was night, one or two out of the twenty men was all it might take hitting them to kill them.

The sheriff, having yelled at the elves, swaggered over to the lone lunatic and making sure he was securely tied motioned for the men holding him to take him on out of the cemetery. Then the sheriff slowly walked back over to the two elves who were putting up no resistance, much to his disappointment.

“Who are you,” he asked Bare and Hullifan, “and what were you doing here with that lunatic?”

“Mmmmmm, mmmm mmmmm,” said Bare helpfully, keeping his mouth firmly shut as ordered. Hullifan laughed.

“Stinking elves,” cursed the sheriff with heat, “You’ll talk soon enough I figure. Take them to the jailhouse with the other one. We’ll let his lordship deal with them in the morning.”

Some of the men laughed cruelly and then uncaring fingers stripped the elves of their backpacks and their weapons. The men were obviously not proffessionals however as they neglected to even glance in the belt pouches both elves wore. Hullifan smiled to himself at this, for nestled asleep in one of his pouches was a poisonous snake named Shaba.

“We’ll see you hang as spies in the morning I warrant,” laughed one of the men as they began pushing the two elves in the direction of the cemeteries’ gate.

“We’re not spies,” muttered Bare in protest.

“We were just here to look at a tombstone,” said Hullifan, but the men did not pay any attention to either of them.

The jail house, a whitewashed brick building, was located in the middle of the village. It contained no windows and only a single heavy door. The elves were escorted unceremoniously through this door and then into a cell. The door of iron bars clanged shut behind them. In the cell next to them, the only other cell in the building, they could hear the continued whisperings of the lunatic.

“I hear them still. I can still hear them. They’ll get me out. You’ll see…”

Ignoring his mutterings, the elves began to observe their environment and their captors more closely. The door to the street had led into a room, an office apparently of sorts, though the two cells actually made up the southern end of the room. The cells were devoid of features, save for a bucket in each one. Three walls of each cell were made of thick, solid bricks, but the northern end of each cell was walled off entirely with iron bars, and a door of bars. Beyond the bars, the only furniture was a desk, filled with papers, a chair, a large wooden barrel probably used for trash, and a wooden coat rack near the door to the street.

“Good work men,” the sheriff was saying on the other side of the bars to the many men filling the room, “We got us the crazies before they could do any of their fiendish plottings and we’ll burn those books in the morning by the light of the sun. His lordship will be told and I imagine we’ll have us a trial and maybe a few hangings. You all go on home and get some sleep, I’ll see you get your gold coin in the morning.”

“Good night then Kyle,” said the men and the began to file out and through the door. Soon the outer room was empty of all but the sheriff and two other men.

One of the men was holding the elves equipment. He carried it out of the room through another door on the east side of the room, near the desk. The elves watched their swords, bows and packs disappear out of sight.

Bare walked over to the bars of the cell and asked the sheriff with worry, “You are going to burn our books? What books are you going to burn?”

“Oh so you admit those books are yours! Poisoning the minds of our countrymen is what you are trying to do I’ll warrant. We’ll burn all the evil books we found, don’t you worry.”

“No, we’re not evil. We’re from the woods,” Protested Bare.

“So you admit your spies!”

“No! We are here for our teacher. We aren’t spies.”

The sheriff strode over and looked fiercely at Bare. For a second silence filled the room and then disconcertingly the sound of the lunatic’s muttering suddenly filled the silence.

“The Dead! The Dead! I can hear them whispering to me. The Dead. Always whispering. But I can hear them. I can hear them telling me. They won’t leave me.”

“What dead?” said Bare to the unseen lunatic.

“Shut up!” yelled the sheriff, suddenly drawing out his sword and hammering on the bars of the next cell with the hilt, “And you too elf, shut yer mouth.”

“I can’t take much more,” said the sheriff to the other man, “Lunatics, evil books, graveyards and elven spies. I need some sleep. Keep an eye things while I go lay down for a while.”

“Sure thing boss,” said the man sitting down at the chair by the desk, “Shouldn’t be no problem.”

The sheriff stomped off through the eastern door, further into the jail house. Bare speculated to himself as to what lay on the other side of that door and then settled down against the back wall of the cell next to Hullifan to think.

Time passed slowly for the elves and each one in the quiet of their own minds began to think of some way in which to escape. Hullifan had after some thought settled on letting Shaba out of his pouch and allowing the snake to creep over to the guard and bite him. His plan however required the man to fall asleep to be successful but the guard showed no sign of either weariness or a lack of diligence. Bare had decided on a sleep spell at the opportune moment.

Bare had just about decided the men in the next room must be asleep and that it would be a good time to cast his sleep spell when the man in the next cell suddenly yelled out, “They are Coming!”

“They are coming! I can hear them. They are getting louder. They are coming for me. I hear them!”

A noise from the next room suggested the yelling had woken someone up.

“I hear them! I hear them!”

Bare stood up as did Hullifan. Both however remained towards the back of their cell.

“They are coming! I can hear them telling me!”

The sheriff burst out of the other room, followed sleepily by the other man who had gone in there.

“What is this commotion about?” fumed the sheriff, “Some of us are trying to sleep Tranlen. If you have to be a crazy can’t you be a quiet crazy?’

Seeing all three men in the room in front of him, Bare decided the moment was opportune. Speaking softly and moving his hands as slightly as possible Bare slowly began casting his sleep spell.

“They are coming!”

There was a thud at the door, the sound of someone knocking heavily.

Bare finished his spell, feeling the power move out of him. Nothing happened though. One of the men yawned but continued standing. The sheriff blinked irritably. There was another heavy knock at the door.

“They are coming!”

“See who that is,” said the sheriff to one of his men.

“Yes sir,”

“I can hear them!”

“Please be quiet Tranlen,” said the Sheriff exasperatedly and then turning to the elves, “And what are you two looking at?”

The sheriff’s man moved to open the door to the street. Outside the street was filled with skeletons, still dripping with dirt and mud. As one the skeletons began to press in through the door.

“They are here!” shrieked Tranlen the lunatic in ecstasy.
 

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2.3
The skeletons pressed through the doorway, plowing into the unfortunate man who had opened it. He tried to fight back but was torn apart in seconds by three of the undead monstrosities.

“Give us the Keys!” shouted Bare clutching to the Bars of the cell.

“We’ll help you!” screamed Hullifan, “Let us out!”

But the sheriff and his remaining man did not heed the elves. With eyes full of fear they fled across the room to other door, away from the skeletons and towards their weapons.

“Let us out!” yelled Bare as the skeletons chased the two men into the other room. In the next cell Tranlen shrieked with joy and yelled incoherently.

The sound of heavy fighting filled the air, accompanied by the shrieks of the two men. There was a crash and another yell. One of the men screamed. More crashes followed, it sounded as if someone had thrown a chair. The elves winced as another scream of horror and pain pierced the air. And then there was silence.

Slowly the skeletons filed out of the other room, blood now on their bony claws. There were three less than had gone into the room, but that was small comfort to either Bare or Hullifan as they considered their own fate.

“Let me out,” cackled Tranlen, “Get the key!” One of the skeletons, complying, walked over to the dead man by the front door and reaching down it yanked the keys off of the dead man’s belt. The elves backed a little further into their cell, but the skeletons paid them no mind. The skeleton, guided by the will of the lunatic had no desire for elvish blood. The key turned and the other cell door opened. Tranlen limped out of his cell, once more muttering to himself.

“I knew they would hear me, but I can still hear the others. They are whispering to me. I can hear them. We must find them…”

Followed by the dozen or so skeletons the lunatic left the jailhouse. They closed the door behind them, leaving the elves alone in the building. Alone with three corpses.

Bare stared out between the bars at the keys that the skeletons had dropped on the floor after freeing Tranlen. It was just out of his reach. But Hullifan, it seemed, had things well in hand.

“Shaba can get the key,” he said to Bare as he bent down and let his snake onto the floor, “Get the key Shaba.”

The small reptile obediently glided across the stone floor and wrapping the end of its tail around the key ring it began to slowly crawl back to the elves.

Bare watched Hullifan’s snake with a smile on his face. And then he noticed something. The dead man’s arm was moving, beginning to twitch. At first Bare thought perhaps the skeletons had left the man barely alive, and then he realized with horror that the dark energies that had animated the skeletons somehow were going to animate the man’s corpse as well.

“Uh, Hullifan, you might want to hurry.”

Hullifan grabbed the key from his snake and then began to work the lock. He looked over at where Bare was motioning and saw the corpse began to stand, blood still issuing from the mortal wounds that had killed him.

“It’s a zombie now!” Hullifan gasped in horror as he unlocked the cell. The cell door swung open.

From the next room both elves suddenly heard the sound of more movement. They realized to their chagrin that there were two more corpses in that room and that those corpses were obviously beginning to move now as well. Hullifan wasted no time, sprinting out of the cell he ran to the open door leading to the next room and slammed it shut. Before the door closed though he saw that his fears were correct. The sheriff’s animated corpses was busy shambling around the room.

Bare, realizing he was weaponless stopped in the door of the cell and took stock of the situation. He looked at the desk, the waste barrel, the coat rack and then at the zombie shambling meaningfully towards Hullifan.

Hullifan saw the zombie coming at him as well and before the zombie could fully reach him the young elf dived over the nearby desk. He sailed cleanly away from the zombie and over the desk. But as he approached the floor on the other side he misjudged and came down hard on one shoulder. Wincing, he rolled over onto his back and then struggled to his feet.

Bare meanwhile, as the zombie swung confusedly where Hullifan had just been standing rushed over to the side of the desk and picked up the waste barrel, a solidly bound wooden barrel made to hold about thirty gallons. Swinging it up and over, Bare slammed it down on the zombie’s head, open end first. He felt the impact of the barrel striking the zombie’s head and then he released the barrel and stepped back.

The zombie floundered wildly, its vision obscured and it’s movements a bit hampered by having its arms squeezed together by the barrel. Bare easily sidestepped the zombies feeble efforts to blindly strike at him.

As the zombie struggled to free itself from the confines of the barrel both elves took steps to arm themselves, no matter how crudely. Hullifan rushed for the coat-rack. Bare moved to grab the stout chair by the desk. Bare being closer was able to attack first. He swung the chair excitedly at the zombie but in his rush he struck at the barrel. There was the hollow sound of wood striking wood and then the chair bounced away and the zombie staggered a bit. The attack seemed to have done little however.

The zombie finally managed to wiggle the barrel off its head, throwing it to the floor. Even as the barrel bounced once across the room, Hullifan struck. Swinging the oak coat rack like some elongated club he struck the zombie square across the side of its left arm. The coat-rack broke, one particularly large piece of wood flew across the room, striking the wall. The zombie howled mindlessly in aggravation. The piece of wood left in Hullifan’s hand was about three feet long, perfect for a stout oak cudgel.

Bare took the opportunity to swing at the zombie but his aim was completely off and the chair sailed harmlessly by the zombies back as the zombie moved with mindless aggression at Hullifan. Hullifan, seeing sudden peril, stumbled backwards but was not quick enough. The zombie’s fist connected with the side of Hullifan’s head and the elf momentarily saw stars.

In desperation, Hullifan swung his makeshift club up alongside the zombie’s head. The head lolled sickeningly sideways. Bare slammed the oak chair down on the zombie’s back. The result being that the zombie turned in fury on Bare. The sudden onslaught took Bare by surprise, but he managed to avoid the brunt of the attack, the zombie’s fist glancing off the elf’s shoulder. Hullifan struck again at the zombie’s head. The sound of the neck snapping was audible. Bare swung the chair again. It shattered this time as it struck the zombie in the face.

The zombie, blood trickling down its head in several places turned in mindless confusion towards Hullifan. Hullifan promptly struck it again between the eyes. Slowly the zombie crumpled to the ground, a ragged sigh of air escaping from its dead lungs.

The elves breathed heavily from their exertion.

As they stood still, gathering their wits, a dull thud echoed through the room, followed by another. One of the zombies in the next room was attacking the door. All their equipment, including their spell books was on the other side of that door.
 


Darklone said:
Pressed thumbs for the kids over here! Teach them the rules how to survive a horror movie :D
A must for any child's education.

This was ostensibly our halloween game. Whether they had the basics of survival down you’ll have to decide for yourself when we finish the chapter. :)
 

Pressed Thumbs?

I love those great moments where you are suddenly reminded that the players are under 12. I hope this game goes for years and we get to see the characters develop along with your kids. Personally, I think that would be fascinating.

Also, that almost seemed straight out of a horror movie. Nicely done.
 

2.4
Another thud sounded as one of the zombies in the other room continued to hammer on the door. The door was good solid oak, reinforced with cross beams. It would hold a while. Unless of course the zombies figured out how to work the latch.

Bare ran across the room and picked up the piece of wood that had flown off when Hullifan had shattered the coat rack across the first zombie. It was two feet in length and would make a serviceable club. Hullifan hefted his makeshift club and tried to psyche himself up to face the zombies on the other side.

“What we need,” said Hullifan, looking at the barrel on its side across the room, “is two barrels.”

“It would be nice,” said Bare with a grin, remembering the success he had enjoyed with the barrel against the first zombie.

“We could go get another one somewhere in the village.”

“Yeah and then get thrown back in jail, no thanks.”

“Just a suggestion,” said Hullifan.

Bare moved across the room and picked up the barrel, “We can still use this one again.’

And then Bare went back to the door and lifted the latch. He gave the door a nudge. Immediately the zombie on the other side grabbed it and wrenched it open. It was the sheriff’s animated corpse

“Bare!” shouted Hullifan in alarm.

Bare moved in towards the zombie and lifting the barrel he tried to bring the mouth down around the zombie. The zombie moved its arm up instinctively and knocked the barrel away. It fell from Bare’s hands, hitting the floor behind him with a clatter. Hullifan tried to find an opening to swing his club but the zombie was moving too fast. It lurched through the door and slammed into Bare, knocking him backwards.

Hullifan, standing to the left of the door way could see into the other room. Another animated corpse was lumbering towards the now open door.

Bare, unaware of the fact that yet another foul corpse was about to try and join the fray, was finding one more than he could currently handle. He struck feebly at the sheriff zombie with his club but it did no good. The dead flesh felt no pain. And then Hullifan slammed his club against the back of the zombie’s head. The head lurched forward and the once sheriff swung around violently at Hullifan, arm outstretched. Hullifan ducked easily under the arm and then timing his blow caught the zombie with a glancing blow across the chin.

The other zombie meanwhile was engaging itself in a wrestling match with the door, which was partially in its way, and the door was losing. Finally the undead monstrosity gave one final wrench and pulled the door off of the hinges and threw it out of its way.

Bare meanwhile, now that the sheriff’s zombie had its back to him managed to bring his club down hard on the zombies head. The dead sheriff turned towards Bare and Hullifan hit it smartly on the head as soon as it was facing the other way. It turned around confused and Hullifan ducked again under its blow. The other zombie was now trying to reach past its one time boss to strangle Bare who backed easily out of the way.

Outside, the noise of battle had attracted a neighboring villager. Cautiously, this poor man opened the door, fearful of what he would see inside.

Bare struck the sheriff’s animated corpse again and then Hullifan clubbed it to the ground where it ceased moving.

“Help, they’re attacking the sheriff!” came the cry from the front of the room. The villager looking in had seen just enough to be sure that two elves, having freed themselves from the prison had just killed the sheriff. The villager turned and fled, crying out his alarm.

“But…” Hullifan said to the empty front door in protest.

And then the other zombie crashed into the room charging at Hullifan. Bare swung as the zombie lurched past him, striking it uselessly on the shoulder. Hullifan brought his club up into the zombies stomach. It was a blow that would have doubled over a normal man. The zombie barely staggered.

The zombie suddenly lurched erratically and for some reason focused on Bare. With arms outstretched it reached over to grab Bare. Bare, panicking, swung wildly. Hullifan swung at the zombie’s back but the creature ignored the blow. The zombie, closing in on the elf, pummeled one fist hard down on the Bare’s shoulder. The elves continued to try and beat at it. Bare, feeling scared and desperate swung as hard as he could into the zombie’s chest. Hullifan meanwhile was still striking futiley on the zombie’s back, doing no damage at all to it.

Bare struck the zombie again and then the zombie brought one unnaturally strong fist into the side of the elf’s head and Bare crumpled to the ground. Immediately the zombie turned its attention onto Hullifan.

Hullifan brought his club up and struck the zombie across the cheek. The zombie’s head snapped with the impact but the zombie moved just as relentlessly to kill the elf as before. It paid no mind to Bare, who still conscious, though only barely, had managed to roll away from the melee and pull a flask from his belt pouch.

Bare opened the top of the flask and painfully swallowed the contents.

The zombie swung mightlily at Hullifan who dodged nimbly aside. Then Hullifan, sensing an opening swung hard at the zombies head. There was a crack and the zombie’s nose bent at an unnatural angle. The zombie swung again and again Hullifan ducked the blow.

And then Bare, once more on his feet, albeit barely, brought his club down hard on the top of the zombie’s head.

The zombie collapsed unmoving to the ground.
 

Okay, that's one of those times where I, as a player, look around in panic. Also one of those times where I, as a DM, squeal gleefully.
 

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