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<blockquote data-quote="Alcar" data-source="post: 5148552" data-attributes="member: 31650"><p><strong>The Captain is Back......kinda</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px">Day 3</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px">A few of me mates got the bright idea o’ checkin’ out a small isle with a coconut tree on, so they took a dingy out there, sure enough a big ol’ shark came amd pulled one ‘um right out the dingy, and now were short a crew mate and a dingy. I wonder which one costs more? </span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px">So we’re sittin’ around all freaked out and here comes the captain and his guards. We told him what happened, but they was focused on them big stones floatin’ around the boat, and they get in the water all crazy like, and they start flippin’ ‘um ova’ one by one. It was crazy, this thing that looked like death appeared and started attackin’, one of the captains guards suddenly had a of bunch jewelry, and then the elf says: Hey, I’ve got a keep back in town...it was kinda a lot all at once for a guy like me, good think the shiny monk guy took care of that death thing.</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px">Then all the sudden, the captain started spoutin’ something about losing his soul for the sea, and he gives command of the boat to the boson, a wood elf named Jondalar; I heard the two dwarves goin’ on about an elf for a captain being crummy…wait a minute, wasn’t there three dwarves that went in with the captain…or ex captain? Wasn’t there a gnome too?</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px">After all that, the new captain took some folks out to see about that shark, and about half way out they found him. I watched it through me spyglass, and they did a number on that shark, worse than what that shark did to me mate. The captain, er...ex captain took that scythe o’ his and cut him straight across the face, that shiny monk guy even punched the shark; now I don’t know about you, but I’d say you got to have some big ones on ya to go around punchin’ sharks. The captain and his men came back without a scratch, and everybody started talkin’ about going back to Portside, which sounded good enough to me, I’m tired of sea biscuits and lime juice.</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px">***************************************************************</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px">Next time, the journey home.....Stay tuned</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alcar, post: 5148552, member: 31650"] [b]The Captain is Back......kinda[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman][I][SIZE=3]Day 3 A few of me mates got the bright idea o’ checkin’ out a small isle with a coconut tree on, so they took a dingy out there, sure enough a big ol’ shark came amd pulled one ‘um right out the dingy, and now were short a crew mate and a dingy. I wonder which one costs more? So we’re sittin’ around all freaked out and here comes the captain and his guards. We told him what happened, but they was focused on them big stones floatin’ around the boat, and they get in the water all crazy like, and they start flippin’ ‘um ova’ one by one. It was crazy, this thing that looked like death appeared and started attackin’, one of the captains guards suddenly had a of bunch jewelry, and then the elf says: Hey, I’ve got a keep back in town...it was kinda a lot all at once for a guy like me, good think the shiny monk guy took care of that death thing. Then all the sudden, the captain started spoutin’ something about losing his soul for the sea, and he gives command of the boat to the boson, a wood elf named Jondalar; I heard the two dwarves goin’ on about an elf for a captain being crummy…wait a minute, wasn’t there three dwarves that went in with the captain…or ex captain? Wasn’t there a gnome too? [/SIZE][SIZE=3]After all that, the new captain took some folks out to see about that shark, and about half way out they found him. I watched it through me spyglass, and they did a number on that shark, worse than what that shark did to me mate. The captain, er...ex captain took that scythe o’ his and cut him straight across the face, that shiny monk guy even punched the shark; now I don’t know about you, but I’d say you got to have some big ones on ya to go around punchin’ sharks. The captain and his men came back without a scratch, and everybody started talkin’ about going back to Portside, which sounded good enough to me, I’m tired of sea biscuits and lime juice. *************************************************************** Next time, the journey home.....Stay tuned [/SIZE][/I][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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