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<blockquote data-quote="Drowbane" data-source="post: 5477463" data-attributes="member: 23396">* There is always one guy who thinks he is the party badass, but really isn't. (Example: A Psy-Warrior in the same party as an Artificer, Druid, Cleric, and Wizard).* NPC Children encountered anywhere are highly dangerous individuals. Kids are creepy.* NPC &quot;hotties&quot; encountered anywhere but the tavern is either a succubus or something evil and dangerous. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue&nbsp; &nbsp; :p"&nbsp; data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" />* Four Dwarf minimum in every tavern.* a 4e PC Fighter can expect to be bloodied at least once every other round (or more often)* a Mage who gets hit twice in one encounter will make a big deal out of it, even if everybody else in the party is half dead (Lately that is me. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue&nbsp; &nbsp; :p"&nbsp; data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /> I mean, its the tanks job to get hit... not mine!)* Every group has at least one obnoxious rules lawyer.Yeah, ha ha ha. Real funny...Ya mention to the DM, &quot;DM, I'm having some trouble getting into the role of my drow sorcerer... how about a curse to change him into a halfling?&quot;. What do I get? A fricking female halfling... like I can relates to being a 3ft 5in hotty.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Drowbane, post: 5477463, member: 23396"] * There is always one guy who thinks he is the party badass, but really isn't. (Example: A Psy-Warrior in the same party as an Artificer, Druid, Cleric, and Wizard). * NPC Children encountered anywhere are highly dangerous individuals. Kids are creepy. * NPC "hotties" encountered anywhere but the tavern is either a succubus or something evil and dangerous. :p * Four Dwarf minimum in every tavern. * a 4e PC Fighter can expect to be bloodied at least once every other round (or more often) * a Mage who gets hit twice in one encounter will make a big deal out of it, even if everybody else in the party is half dead (Lately that is me. :p I mean, its the tanks job to get hit... not mine!) * Every group has at least one obnoxious rules lawyer. Yeah, ha ha ha. Real funny... Ya mention to the DM, "DM, I'm having some trouble getting into the role of my drow sorcerer... how about a curse to change him into a halfling?". What do I get? A fricking female halfling... like I can relates to being a 3ft 5in hotty. [/QUOTE]

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