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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Argent Silvermage" data-source="post: 476219" data-attributes="member: 4322">Another day another Dinner item....There I was just minding my own business when this Gorilla in a Druids robes beats his chest and tries to throw himself down my throat. Now I hate this little Halfling with a burning passion that you can see in the sockets where my eyes used to be, but I'm sure not going to eat him. He starts smearing himself in Tartarus sauce and I'm starting to drool (unusual due to the fact that I'm dead). Now I'm not saying that had I been inclined to eat him that I would not have, but I'm more inclined to suck his soul out and keep it in a jar. Unfortunatly there was no time to act on my impulses because the Pecks friends arived and whooped my undead hinny something fierce. the worst insult was that I was about to rematerialize when the little bastard found my Philactery and destroyed it. No more fun for me.Wow gang! She was a tough one. I almost had her at the Tartarus sauce but she just wouldn't bite. Well there are more like her I'm told.</blockquote>